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Post by solitude on Jan 21, 2009 11:09:07 GMT -5
What about Blue Ball, PA? We have a Blue Ball AND Blue Knob?? Must be because a Quaker founded our state. I should move to Stoner or Weed instead.
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Post by Lungsey on Jan 25, 2009 13:40:01 GMT -5
i learned this a while back but for your benefit:
HOW TO BECOME A SERIAL KILLER IN 3 EASY STEPS 1. kill someone 2. kill someone else 3. repeat
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Post by Fields at Midnight on Jan 25, 2009 13:45:08 GMT -5
I learned that West Coast Jazz is awesome.
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Post by maidli2 on Jan 25, 2009 14:18:32 GMT -5
i learned this a while back but for your benefit: HOW TO BECOME A SERIAL KILLER IN 3 EASY STEPS 1. kill someone 2. kill someone else 3. repeat Oh, nice ;D
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Post by katey on Jan 26, 2009 23:43:55 GMT -5
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Post by mokkly2 on Jan 27, 2009 6:15:03 GMT -5
i have no idea what this is all about.. is it an american thing?
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Post by mokkly2 on Jan 27, 2009 10:51:05 GMT -5
someone will give me £100 for a couple of transformers toys.
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Post by mokkly2 on Jan 27, 2009 10:57:33 GMT -5
i also learned that i have issues.
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Post by Lungsey on Jan 27, 2009 16:44:09 GMT -5
you didn't know this already?
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Post by Shoesh on Jan 27, 2009 17:31:52 GMT -5
intrinsieke, extrinsieke en instrumentele waarde
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Post by breakerfall on Jan 28, 2009 4:31:49 GMT -5
I should pay more attention to the weather forecast
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Post by Fields at Midnight on Jan 31, 2009 11:12:53 GMT -5
I learned why English drink their tea.
You see, in the mid-1600s coffee was the more popular drink. However, coffeehouses were also riddled with prostitutes. So a man would go to a coffeehouse, go upstairs and get his thang on and go bacck down and have a cup of coffee. He would go home and his wife would want to get busy, but he had already had his fill so he would say "no thanks, I just had a cup of coffee".
This lead to a pamphlet circulated by "Women Against Coffee" claiming that coffee was bad for sex. The "Men For Coffee" printed a rebuttal claiming coffee made them better lovers.
However, women started dragiing their husbands and children to these new tea houses cropping up. The Britons, being British, could never get the hang of making coffee, but anyone can put a leaf in hot water. An that is the reason why Brits drink tea.
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Post by katey on Jan 31, 2009 11:28:00 GMT -5
Instead of waiting around all morning waiting for my roommate to get up and move her car so I can go out, I should first check and see THAT HER CAR IS THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. Looks like she snuck out before I even got out of bed. Ha.
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 1, 2009 6:43:45 GMT -5
you should poop on her when she sleeps.....that'll teach her a lesson. a lesson about poo....and moving her car. she'd never see it coming! unless she woke up mid-poo. still, it'd get your point across.
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Post by dimples... on Feb 7, 2009 6:03:21 GMT -5
Rabbits aren't very smart...
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Post by wellwater on Feb 7, 2009 6:06:01 GMT -5
I learnt how to fight fires and save elderly ladies... damn it was an inferno today.
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Post by dimples... on Feb 7, 2009 6:10:50 GMT -5
You a fire fighter???
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Post by wellwater on Feb 7, 2009 6:33:25 GMT -5
Only for today... tree brought down a powerline and set my neighbours fence and yard on fire... poor lil' ol' lady .... tho I must remember to take the time to put some shoes on next time.
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Post by dimples... on Feb 7, 2009 6:57:08 GMT -5
Yikes!!! Indeed...good footsie care is very important...
So...any idea how to make my shoes less squeaky???
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Post by manintheshadows on Feb 7, 2009 6:59:33 GMT -5
Take the mice out?
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Post by manintheshadows on Feb 7, 2009 7:02:28 GMT -5
Rabbits aren't very smart... The ones at my work (and we have hundreds sproinging about) only have two settings: "Flee!" and "Ooh, grass *nibbles*". This is sometimes too much for them, as they get all confused if us human types walk too close to them and they usually stop fleeing to have a quick nibble, and then remembering to flee again shortly afterwards.
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Post by dimples... on Feb 7, 2009 7:03:50 GMT -5
Weeeeeeeeeeee!!! nope...
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Post by dimples... on Feb 7, 2009 7:05:49 GMT -5
Rabbits aren't very smart... The ones at my work (and we have hundreds sproinging about) only have two settings: "Flee!" and "Ooh, grass *nibbles*". This is sometimes too much for them, as they get all confused if us human types walk too close to them and they usually stop fleeing to have a quick nibble, and then remembering to flee again shortly afterwards. At work here too...tho they're quite tame...so it was too busy staring at me to notice one of the many stray cats sneaking up on it...ears turned the wrong direction and all that...
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Post by manintheshadows on Feb 7, 2009 7:15:09 GMT -5
Ouch.
We have cats here too (a couple of strays, and a beautiful one that's spotted like an Ocelot that utterly hates me. They tend to leave the bunnies alone though, alhtough the foxes aren't quite so communal...
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Post by wellwater on Feb 7, 2009 7:21:59 GMT -5
Yikes!!! Indeed...good footsie care is very important... So...any idea how to make my shoes less squeaky??? Um.... Wear Clogs If that doesnt work, create a diversion, start moonwalking everywhere... shoes are meant to squek when m/walking.
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