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Post by jack on Sept 5, 2006 7:08:44 GMT -5
ps, in other news, someone in my hometown doused a sheep with petrol and set it alight at the weekend. probably just so YOU didn't keep using it to reinvent your DNA. Leave the wooly mokkasins for the lab guys with the real expertise. |
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Post by marlboroman on Sept 5, 2006 9:04:33 GMT -5
ooo. that there's fightin' talk where mokkly comes from.
i liked him. i only saw his show once or twice, and kept thinking 'what a complete wanker' and much of what mokkly described above, but i was mostly taken with how much he loved animals (not in the same sense that angsta is implying of mokkly). ironic, though, that he got killed by arguably one of the least prolific human-killing subjects of his show.
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Post by pie on Sept 5, 2006 12:31:39 GMT -5
maybe dangerous, but I think I heard only one other human had been killed by one in the last 60 years. Who knows though, maybe that just means the rest of us are smart enough to stay the fuck away! ;D stingrays clearly ARE dangerous. i mean, jumping out of a plane without a parachute is dangerous, but not many people are stupid enough to do it, so it's not high on the Cause of Death list. it's still dangerous. ive seen this man poke sticks at deadly animals, trying to goad them into attacking him. and so, yes stingrays dont kill many people, but if you read about them... they only attack when they feel threatened. now, let us take a moment to reflect on the fact that this man pokes animals with sticks and threatens them... hmm. in reality, he was more like a member of the Jackass team than any serious naturalist, regardless of his knowledge and qualifications. how many of you can say you ever took in any new knowledge from his shows? it was just about watching him get close to death repeatedly, and laughing at his sheer stupidity and gall to behave in such a ridiculous way. he was the star of the show, not the animals. it was about him acting stupid. the animals were merely a sideline. it was like a circus show, where you gasp at the man putting his head in the lion's mouth. all he ever did was show us the blindingly obvious; a) some snakes can bite and release venom, b) crocodiles have big teeth and they will bite you if you jump around near them, or act threateningly toward them and their family (no fucking way! who'd have thunk it??!) and so, a man who poked dangerous animals with sticks and unnerved them enough to show their lethal self-defence mechanisms (for audiences who are, in reality, well aware of the aforementioned facts)... is dead. what did you expect? the end. ps, in other news, someone in my hometown doused a sheep with petrol and set it alight at the weekend. Um look ... I was just saying... so Fuck right off!!! (just kidding! ;D) Seriously though: do you think the jackass team are really just Super Dave wannabes? |
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Post by greenman on Sept 5, 2006 15:06:28 GMT -5
i ounce got bit by a squirrel - GOD that did bloody hurt
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Post by Lungsey on Sept 5, 2006 16:21:00 GMT -5
Dayum, you must have done something to provoke it ! Did you jump it the steve irwin way? steal its nuts? try and kiss it? what? when i was a toddler a tarantula dropped itself on me from a tree or something and apparently i loved it and wanted to play with it  |
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Sept 5, 2006 23:33:40 GMT -5
someone in my hometown doused a sheep with petrol and set it alight at the weekend. bbq at mokkly's. |
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Post by greenman on Sept 6, 2006 11:12:16 GMT -5
Yeah bit by a grey squirrel, i was only a seedling and looking in its drae ( i think thats how you spell it). Its house anyway. Blood all over, stained my t-shirt and they was no vanish then (stain removing product). Can't even look at a squirrel now.
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Post by greenman on Sept 6, 2006 15:06:03 GMT -5
i've also been bit by a horse, dog, cat, ferret, and bat. OH and a little monkey on holiday when i was little, it did'nt want its photo taken with me. WOW i better stay in doors.
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Post by Lungsey on Sept 6, 2006 18:32:59 GMT -5
you should stop eyeing up animals.
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Post by greenman on Sept 7, 2006 13:30:14 GMT -5
I am an ANIMAL!!!
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Post by advent on Sept 7, 2006 18:20:26 GMT -5
We are all animals, but no one likes admitting to it
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Post by greenman on Sept 8, 2006 11:34:50 GMT -5
is this an American site cause no ones online when i am, or is someone trying to tell me something ?
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Post by Lungsey on Sept 8, 2006 12:14:20 GMT -5
ooooooh - paranoia. I love it! ;D
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Post by greenman on Sept 8, 2006 12:42:43 GMT -5
Lungsey where are you from? England or just can't sleep !
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Post by Lungsey on Sept 8, 2006 12:44:59 GMT -5
holland and very much in the same time zone, well sort of anyway.
i am open for house swops by the way, only i don't think i'd fancy living in sheffield. Have you got any relatives in cornwall you wouldn't mind getting rid of?
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Post by Lungsey on Sept 8, 2006 12:45:40 GMT -5
no offence obviously ;D
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Post by greenman on Sept 8, 2006 12:47:47 GMT -5
why Cornwall do you like cornish pasties, or even cream
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Post by Lungsey on Sept 8, 2006 12:53:59 GMT -5
not particulairly but the rest of cornwall's pretty good. i'd settle for wales too by the way.
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Post by greenman on Sept 9, 2006 11:15:33 GMT -5
uuurrrh the WELSH,Charlotte Church,Rugby,Leaks,Rhyl
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Post by greenman on Sept 9, 2006 11:16:03 GMT -5
I FEEL REAL SICK NOW
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Post by supersunny on Sept 9, 2006 12:07:02 GMT -5
....but beautiful countryside and all the sheep you can sh........
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Post by supersunny on Sept 9, 2006 12:08:34 GMT -5
shear .....i was gonna say shear okay ;D  |
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Post by Lungsey on Sept 9, 2006 14:19:10 GMT -5
uh-huh i was thinkin that, too for fucks sake, greenman dude, you are from sheffield  |
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Post by greenman on Sept 13, 2006 13:12:23 GMT -5
no sheep in sheffield. thank god
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Post by greenman on Sept 13, 2006 13:12:59 GMT -5
lot's of squirrels !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a very green place
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