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Post by Lungsey on Nov 6, 2006 0:36:45 GMT -5
Oh god i need any input as i have a huge fuckin massive problem starting on fridaynight 10th nov and ending in the early hours of tuesday 14th november. I will be contemplating murder for 4 nights as the ones i will be stuck with during nightshifts are horrible smelly stupid temps. PLEASE HELP. Give me good excuses to not have to talk to them. Anything will do, well, most anything. Dope sweetie this does not include looking at pictures of the saddest part of the male anatomy, thanks. Die i have writing a ten page reply to your email sceduled in already. I already have this link to help pass some time: majman.net/fly_loader.htmlSooooo um, any ideas? Game-links, lame excuses, lies, threats, anything will help. Thanks guys..... you are life savers and i mean that
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Post by jonnythc on Nov 6, 2006 2:14:18 GMT -5
write songs in your head and re-play them until they are burned onto your hard drive memory noodle. repeat them until every time you play them in your head they are the exact same time - each time. then compile an albums worth or better yet a double cd....
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Post by Shoesh on Nov 6, 2006 3:16:24 GMT -5
you should be able to get away with 4 'bathroombreaks' a shift
work on 'very important assigments' you need to do someplace else like copying stuff, or take up all of your concentration
bring a book you like and a marker and say you're reading it as research
I hope this helps or else you'll have to resort to my final, a truly horrible, suggestion.. knitting cus as they say: Je kan niet praten en breien tegelijk!
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Post by siner on Nov 6, 2006 8:21:18 GMT -5
i find that while at work you need to train your hands to type even tho your asleep, it need not make sense but people think i'm concentrating really hard when really i'm in snooze town getting it on with fancy men that will ease the boredom
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Post by Lungsey on Nov 7, 2006 11:32:38 GMT -5
those are some excellent ideas, thanks everyone i'm bumping this though cos they're gonna be 4 long long nights and its not enough escape just yet..... i have been training myself for the asleep-mode-typing. it could work y0!
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Post by riverofdeceit on Nov 7, 2006 14:48:38 GMT -5
You can also watch movies on the computer if the boring ones that surround u won't see this... and if u have earphones u can use the "I'm listening to something important for my research" excuse that someone already suggested. And after u finish knitting and there is a scarf for practically each member of your family... manicure time!!! Last but not least: someone should start the official "Four Days With Lungsey Live Chat". Just announce the starting hour;)
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Post by advent on Nov 7, 2006 18:56:52 GMT -5
die?
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Post by ispi on Nov 7, 2006 18:57:48 GMT -5
drink a lot of cough syrup.
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Post by advent on Nov 7, 2006 18:58:12 GMT -5
yeah, go vegetative
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Post by advent on Nov 7, 2006 18:59:26 GMT -5
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Post by ispi on Nov 7, 2006 19:11:20 GMT -5
Salvia at work? I wouldn't recommend it.
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Post by manintheshadows on Nov 7, 2006 20:38:47 GMT -5
When I'm bored, I tend to draw comedy faces on my testicles.
did I just type that out loud?
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Post by MR GUMBY on Nov 8, 2006 8:40:12 GMT -5
my favourite is clown-foz-ticles.
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Post by Dope on Nov 9, 2006 0:09:48 GMT -5
Masturbate.
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Post by ispi on Nov 9, 2006 0:17:29 GMT -5
make up parody song lyrics.
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Post by Lungsey on Nov 9, 2006 6:03:02 GMT -5
you haven't seen the temp i'm stuck with! this'll never work what fuckin excellent ideas! thanks very much you lot - i am hoping the night will pass quickly and i will no doubt hang around here to see if anyone's talkin. I might start a free counseling open hour ;D Tell us your problem and it shall be dealt with sort of thing. Lungs' Violent or Otherwise Workable Free and Excellent Advice Bureau or something
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Post by riverofdeceit on Nov 9, 2006 6:11:38 GMT -5
I'll take advantage of it, for sure.
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Post by Lungsey on Nov 9, 2006 6:14:10 GMT -5
hahahahahaha - i'll await your problem ;D
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Post by riverofdeceit on Nov 9, 2006 6:23:27 GMT -5
OK, concentrate cause it's serious... memory loss. I'm not joking - sometimes it happens that I read one thing in the morning several times and I cannot remember anything in the evening!!! And I need to memorize lots of info. Two days ago I forgot my luggage in a mall. I just hate that.
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Post by riverofdeceit on Nov 10, 2006 4:20:07 GMT -5
It was a hypermarket (dammit, my English is deteriorating slowly but surely) with lockers where u leave stuff you haven't bought there. I forgot it and I realized that when I got home and had to go back and talk to the guards...
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Post by dimples... on Nov 10, 2006 9:24:25 GMT -5
Snort stuff...
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Post by Lungsey on Nov 10, 2006 22:51:26 GMT -5
OK, concentrate cause it's serious... memory loss. I'm not joking - sometimes it happens that I read one thing in the morning several times and I cannot remember anything in the evening!!! And I need to memorize lots of info. Two days ago I forgot my luggage in a mall. I just hate that. Hmmmmm. I can speak with some experience in the matter. I know the memory can be trained real well (but i prefer yellow sticky notes). So if you find your memory just fails you overall and it is not limited to certain periods in your life, maybe it is a good idea to seriously start training it. I dunno.... have you seen your doctor about this? www.memorise.org/
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Post by Dope on Nov 11, 2006 3:12:45 GMT -5
I tend to have conversations with myself in my head to myself because I'm a fucking piece of shit and no one cares what I say, so I just sit and listen to music and talk to myself and that keeps me occupied untill I pass out.
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Post by diecheerleader on Nov 11, 2006 3:14:27 GMT -5
i care about what you say...in fact, i voted for you this week, fucker!!!
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Post by Lava on Nov 11, 2006 9:13:13 GMT -5
i care about what you say...in fact, i voted for you this week, fucker!!! Was that him on Dancing with the Stars?
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