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Post by mongo on Jun 2, 2005 1:06:57 GMT -5
i heard he was wandering the desert with his tent, crawling over the dunes in search of water with dry cracked lips, but he can't stop eating peyote buttons to stay alive. he ran out of cigarettes and started using his shirt for paper and smocking dried weeds he finds when his eyes clear up enogh to so. what he doesn't realize is that he is just in mr. dullis backyard on all fours on a hot early summer day playing in the sandbox with gregs girlfriends hedgehog wow how serene, the last time I did peyote I shook hands with a cactus arm, I thought he was a nice indian chief going to tell me the secrets of life, I spent the next 3 hours picking thorns out of my hand....mmmm those were the days.
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Post by jonnythc on Jun 4, 2005 1:41:19 GMT -5
i bet at this exact moment he is picking his nose with his left forefinger while looking around his hotel room for a pack of matches, hoping the girl who just left his room didn't take em, or he'll have to get dressed and go down to the party store and buy a lighter to have his after "dessert" smoke
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Post by jonnythc on Jun 5, 2005 1:21:18 GMT -5
tonight picks up with a heated game of checkers between the man they call "weeping willow" and senor dulli. the sour whiskey is flowing, but no smoking cigarettes tonight for tomorrow they lay it down.
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Post by Lava on Jun 5, 2005 4:10:00 GMT -5
can I be the checkerboard?
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Post by mongo on Jun 5, 2005 5:45:58 GMT -5
can I be the checkerboard? KING ME
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Post by froggequene on Jun 5, 2005 15:31:28 GMT -5
.........maybe he's just waiting around for Viking Funeral to release their next live album
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Post by jonnythc on Jun 5, 2005 17:14:35 GMT -5
paitently waiting
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Post by jonnythc on Jun 7, 2005 0:56:39 GMT -5
After a short day in the studio - dulli had a show to play - mark is found (or rather lost) wandering around a city he doesn't recognize, and begins asking passers-by where he is. One rather bummish looking fellow looks at him and croons out... "welcome to the gutter, welcome to the gutter, you're gonna fly high, you ain't never gonna die" he returns to his flat and proceeds to pen what he hopes will be his next big hit.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jun 8, 2005 15:51:27 GMT -5
you should see the ones she sent me...............but you won't
they're secret
hey, does mark work out?
how did he stay skinny once he kicked, i gotta know his secret.
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Post by mongo on Jun 8, 2005 18:26:21 GMT -5
cheetos
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Post by Lava on Jun 8, 2005 21:41:10 GMT -5
Hahahhahhaahahahha!
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Post by RominiBikini on Jun 8, 2005 22:35:02 GMT -5
i don't get it...
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Post by jonnythc on Jun 8, 2005 22:47:58 GMT -5
me either
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jun 9, 2005 19:12:26 GMT -5
orange fingers and visible ribs ya morons!!!!!!
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Post by jonnythc on Jun 10, 2005 0:19:32 GMT -5
you must be hot
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jun 10, 2005 1:48:06 GMT -5
you have no idea
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Post by cheekym on Jul 2, 2005 10:10:46 GMT -5
who really wants bbq kanga fucking r00 !!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaand back to the subject of 'roo' meat.. its fucking good. It tastes gamey & not much fat at all. Gumby is correct- extrememly good for you- super hight protien - it aint farmed from what i gather... mostly wild so less weird growth & hormone shit that you get in beef per say. And whats this gotta do with Lanegan? he likes roo steak too. Its true. Loves my special with lashings of gravy onions home made chips- no veggies though. he aint keen on the green stuff. Followed by a cheeky mindblowing massage n a bottle of red. Yah, its true, thats what he's/ we're doing now, by the fire n all.
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Post by cheekym on Jul 2, 2005 10:12:50 GMT -5
lost track of the thread? try starting another topic for this bs bs? whats mark doing now? thats bs.
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Post by cheekym on Jul 2, 2005 10:15:47 GMT -5
Ahhaha... ...Have you tried a fourntwenty pie? I know they're exported. dude Im still waiting for mothafucking vegemite.....I think those "Men at Work" fags were full of shit. Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover. Buying bread from a man in brussels He was six foot four and full of muscles I said, do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said, I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover. Lying in a den in bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty? And he said, Oh! do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover. Men at work 'fags'- NEVER.
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Post by jonnythc on Jul 3, 2005 23:11:48 GMT -5
lost track of the thread? try starting another topic for this bs bs? whats mark doing now? thats bs. you are right...I must have been loaded and out of my mind...but no stoppin it now...just another regret in my list of regrets...thanks for your opinion and your post
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Post by cheekym on Jul 4, 2005 1:38:06 GMT -5
bs? whats mark doing now? thats bs. you are right...I must have been loaded and out of my mind...but no stoppin it now...just another regret in my list of regrets...thanks for your opinion and your post : ) we all have to have our fun.. fufnfufnfuffnffjfjfjfufun,
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Post by jonnythc on Jul 4, 2005 1:44:02 GMT -5
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Post by cheekym on Jul 4, 2005 1:47:58 GMT -5
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Post by jonnythc on Jul 10, 2005 22:59:14 GMT -5
so I guess there is a Gutters Twins album coming out sometime.....yeah.
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Post by harro on Jul 11, 2005 2:41:03 GMT -5
Gutter Twins...never heard of THEM....who are they?
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