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Post by diecheerleader on Oct 22, 2004 1:57:55 GMT -5
i just have a lot of questions.....and i want answers. perhaps the rest of you do too.....i think we can all learn and grow together in harmony and love through this topic....
....or we'll all post a lot of bullshit....like on every other thread.
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Post by Lava on Oct 22, 2004 2:04:44 GMT -5
Hey DC, how about throwing out a question?
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Post by diecheerleader on Oct 22, 2004 2:08:15 GMT -5
ok....
why can't they make cars run on water instead of petrol?
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 22, 2004 2:33:14 GMT -5
ok.... why can't they make cars run on water instead of petrol? i think it's because petrol combusts, and water doesn't. i know, how about you fill your car with water and tell us what happens??
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Post by scraps on Oct 22, 2004 5:08:36 GMT -5
Yeah, and some sugar too...I hear that works wonders.
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Post by marlboroman on Oct 22, 2004 7:10:51 GMT -5
ok.... why can't they make cars run on water instead of petrol? this'll sound paranoid: amateur scientists have created cars that can run on a teaspoon of water on several occasions, but the rights to the cars are immediately snapped up by the big oil companies, presumably because they use patented car parts owned by big car companies, so they never see the light of day.
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Post by barriers on Oct 22, 2004 9:54:45 GMT -5
why are big oil companies such dicks?
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Post by Daisy on Oct 22, 2004 13:50:08 GMT -5
WHY do companies insist on making jars so hard to open? Everytime I try to twist the lid off my jar of pickles or juice I can't do it. Makes me feel like I have grandma arms.
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Post by barriers on Oct 22, 2004 13:57:25 GMT -5
just use a can-opener. a good can-opener can open everything.
that or a big hammer
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Post by Daisy on Oct 22, 2004 14:04:52 GMT -5
Use a can opener on glass?
Dude, "jar"... not "can".
Sweet jesus, did you think I was trying to twist the top off cans? That's funny.
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Post by Dope on Oct 22, 2004 14:08:43 GMT -5
just use a can-opener. a good can-opener can open everything. that or a big hammer Were you trying to fill your car with beans, because you might be high? Hey.. a car that runs on beans. There's an idea.
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Post by barriers on Oct 23, 2004 1:23:33 GMT -5
Use a can opener on glass? Dude, "jar"... not "can". Sweet jesus, did you think I was trying to twist the top off cans? That's funny. just try it
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Post by barriers on Oct 23, 2004 1:39:45 GMT -5
why isn't the word 'waffle' considered an adjective?
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Post by diecheerleader on Oct 23, 2004 3:17:36 GMT -5
don't worry......it will be......SOON!!!
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Post by diecheerleader on Oct 23, 2004 3:25:21 GMT -5
what exactly are "fidelsticks"?
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Post by katakuri on Oct 23, 2004 5:16:57 GMT -5
what exactly are "fidelsticks"? aren't they what fidel gets in his hair?
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Post by melaniewhorehouse on Oct 23, 2004 5:24:58 GMT -5
I think fidelsticks are the things that are currently holding his broken arm and leg in place Ooh - and for the definition of "Fiddlesticks", I found this on that internet: Aaand, as for this: All you need is something thin, dry and rubbery. If you have an old table-tennis bat, just tear off the non-bobbly side and use that by placing it over the lid and opening it as normal - they work like a charm. Or you can buy little mats for less than a dollar...
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Post by Daisy on Oct 23, 2004 16:05:52 GMT -5
All you need is something thin, dry and rubbery. If you have an old table-tennis bat, just tear off the non-bobbly side and use that by placing it over the lid and opening it as normal - they work like a charm. Or you can buy little mats for less than a dollar... Thanks fozzy. I found that by using one of those flat rubber things in conjunction with talking in tongues helped me to open my juice jar. Is it just me or do things seem easier to do (like twisting lids off jars or lifting something heavy) when you spout out a plethora of incoherent words? Like the babble gives you some sort of superhuman strength or something. Or grunting. Grunting works too. Not very feminine though. I'm rambling again...
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Post by mongo on Oct 23, 2004 17:39:57 GMT -5
thats what us macho men are for.....we open stuck jars.....unless its TOO stuck and in that case whatever was in said jar was spoiled anyways ;D
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Post by Lava on Oct 23, 2004 22:24:02 GMT -5
Is it just me or do things seem easier to do (like twisting lids off jars or lifting something heavy) when you spout out a plethora of incoherent words? Like the babble gives you some sort of superhuman strength or something. Or grunting. Grunting works too. Not very feminine though. allow me to branch off of that... okay, I must declare right here, right now that I HATE "stretch grunters" at the gym. You know who they are...men (they're always men) who are in the warm-up room stretching/exhaling/grunting VERY loudly...GRRRR. hmmm, maybe this should've gone in the pet peeves thread.
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Post by barriers on Oct 24, 2004 1:55:02 GMT -5
why does bacon taste so good?
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Post by diecheerleader on Oct 24, 2004 2:01:49 GMT -5
cause it's swine.....swine rules all!!!
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Post by diecheerleader on Oct 24, 2004 2:04:02 GMT -5
who here has a waterbed? come on.....i bet at least one of you has a waterbed......tell me!!!!!!
i sleep on cold ground.....and rocks are my pillow.
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Post by barriers on Oct 24, 2004 2:04:41 GMT -5
thanks
do you know why the moon is part of Russia?
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Post by diecheerleader on Oct 24, 2004 2:08:25 GMT -5
why? do tell!!!
oh....were you asking me? because i don't know.....but i bet Gumby does.
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