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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 22, 2004 19:30:02 GMT -5
i am in boise idaho, and the jokes not funny, don't say it.
there is nothing to do here, except freeze, there is one bar here called the neurolux, it is all there is i believe, which is why i am writing this.
i need something to do, i am reaching my hands out to you off worlders, and pleading for boise related activities.
some of you have to be from boise.
i am here for the next four days.
four days.
1,2,3,4.
i went out to slide down hills in an innertube, until one of the instructor guys, that's right, innertube instructor threatened me with an ax, and since i didn't bring my own ax with which i could have done battle with him, i went home.
then i went out to dinner, and "accidently" slammed my girlfriends head in a car door, so she bought a plane ticket and went home, so now i'm alone.
and i'm cold.
and i'm wearing three pairs of pants.
i did learn how to tie a scarf though.
wow. what a boring posting. i suppose i'll take a nap, but when i get i get back, i want a list of rollercoasters, zoos, and several other things that i am capable of doing.
my name is baby shit brown, at least that is what i have come to understand.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 22, 2004 19:31:37 GMT -5
potatoes
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 22, 2004 19:40:49 GMT -5
they sell potatos here, they sell them and they are made of fudge.
some of the fudge is brown, some of the fudge is white, some of the fudge is yellow, in order to make it seem like it's a baked potato.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and i'm looking at this thing, thinking what the fuck is that? who the fuck is going to buy fudge shaped and colored like a potato? then some lady comes up and grabs a bunch, she's wearing a christmas sweater.
so i say, you're the mother fucker.
she says what.
i say huh.
and that's about it.
mother fucker.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 22, 2004 19:46:08 GMT -5
agreed
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Post by MR GUMBY on Dec 22, 2004 19:47:19 GMT -5
then i went out to dinner, and "accidently" slammed my girlfriends head in a car door, so she bought a plane ticket and went home, so now i'm alone. and i'm cold. . chicks are so unreasonable.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 22, 2004 19:49:26 GMT -5
misunderstanding
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Post by Dope on Dec 22, 2004 19:51:39 GMT -5
I was in Idaho once. It sucked. My friends and I stopped in some little town for gas.. then we went out of town and smoked a joint on some abandoned tractor.. and these high school kids kept following us around and hitting on my friend.
So I couldn't imagine 4 days of that.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Dec 22, 2004 19:53:41 GMT -5
yeah, i killed my girlfriend once. cut off her head. but it was cool, the judge understood she was always yappin' so he let me off. she should have been baking brownies or some such thing anyway. that nice fucker even gave me $100 and the name of a hooker i could beat on. yeeeaaaah, good times.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 22, 2004 19:54:59 GMT -5
yeah, i killed my girlfriend once. cut off her head. but it was cool, the judge understood she was always yappin' so he let me off. she should have been baking brownies or some such thing anyway. that nice fucker even gave me $100 and the name of a hooker i could beat on. yeeeaaaah, good times. american ?
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Post by MR GUMBY on Dec 22, 2004 19:55:51 GMT -5
then i went out to dinner, and "accidently" slammed my girlfriends head in a car door, so she bought a plane ticket and went home, so now i'm alone. just to make it clear, this is probably the most fucked up thing you've ever written here. it's pissed me off. goodnight.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 22, 2004 19:57:18 GMT -5
i like the JTHM thingy picture.
and i've already been here for three days.
i am just about to eat stir fry.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 22, 2004 19:57:42 GMT -5
just to make it clear, this is probably the most fucked up thing you've ever written here. it's pissed me off. goodnight. shameful
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Post by Dope on Dec 22, 2004 20:07:40 GMT -5
Hahaha.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 23, 2004 0:27:29 GMT -5
one of my friends dated this guy that wrote a comic book called Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, her name was juliana kish.
i really didn't mean to slam my girlfriends head in a car door, and it's not my fault she's unforgiving, just like all women.
women are elephants.
yeah, i just checked my truth tables, they are indeed elephants, it's a valid argument.
i have sex with an elephant.
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Post by Dope on Dec 23, 2004 1:22:53 GMT -5
I don't want to know what you do with the trunk.
Well.. I kinda do.
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Post by RominiBikini on Dec 23, 2004 2:23:06 GMT -5
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 26, 2004 11:10:17 GMT -5
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Dec 28, 2004 11:14:08 GMT -5
There's a restaurant in Boise called the Brick Oven Bistro. They have AMAZING sandwiches & soups. They put a scoop of mashed potatoes right in the middle of your soup. Mmmmm.
If you're still in Boise, GO THERE!!! Seriously, it's good.
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