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Post by Dope on Jan 10, 2005 21:04:49 GMT -5
He told me he wouldn't want it back till next week. That bastard! Can you believe that motherfucking shit?! Lets go to his home and ruin his new couch.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jan 10, 2005 21:09:51 GMT -5
i didn't up, i like things from china, but for a while there all i wanted was some china white, and then i got it, and then i got this poruguese chick so i don't really care anymore, plus asians are pretty quiet sometimes, and i need a real yeller, you know.
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Post by Dope on Jan 10, 2005 21:11:08 GMT -5
Well.. just because they're quiet in society doesn't mean they aren't quiet elsewhere..
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jan 10, 2005 21:11:52 GMT -5
like on the edge of reason?
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Post by Dope on Jan 10, 2005 21:14:02 GMT -5
Or in the back of a Volkswagon.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jan 10, 2005 21:15:44 GMT -5
have you ever had sex in a volkswagon, cause if you haven't let me tell you, just say no.
it is painfull, and i'd rather just not do it.
that is all.
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Post by Shoesh on Jan 10, 2005 21:17:41 GMT -5
so when someone opts for sex in a volvo, you will be there to take over?! you're out lurking around all volvo's everywhere..??
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Post by Dope on Jan 10, 2005 21:18:51 GMT -5
Why do Volvo's remind me of a female reproductive organ?
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jan 10, 2005 21:20:59 GMT -5
i love the volvo
my first volvo was Lucy Ovlov
my second was Lucy Deuce Ovlov
but then it transformed in The Deathstar Sixty-Nine
and life has gotten out of control
i am not intimately involved with every sexual act in a volvo, if that were true every woman on the planet would carry a volvo next to her vulva at all times, but i can, and do coach people on how to do it.
my tricks are subtle, but irriversable, and eternal.
you will never be the same once it happens to you.
so say speaketh zacceth
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Post by Shoesh on Jan 10, 2005 21:21:50 GMT -5
amen
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jan 10, 2005 21:25:54 GMT -5
i'm trying to write about my personality problems, it's hard. i have to speak for five minutes, which is a long time, especially for someone who is perfect such as myself.
you should see me, i'm like a greek god, except not ugly like all those greek gods.
all i keep on typing that the universe.....in all of it's infinite hugeness, is rotating in three hundred sixty degree fashion around me, and everyone can just up and die. at least once i empregnate the women.
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Post by Dope on Jan 10, 2005 21:28:51 GMT -5
Yeh, if everyone were more like die, the world would be a much funkier place.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jan 10, 2005 21:31:06 GMT -5
true, and why would you want that to happen when i could multiply and the world would go from funky to perfect.
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Post by Dope on Jan 10, 2005 21:31:46 GMT -5
But funk IS perfection!!
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Jan 10, 2005 21:35:07 GMT -5
wrong.
i'm going to have to say that a steak, a beer and then a cigarette is about as close to perfection i've ever come, and i would like to share this dream with all of you, nside of my volvo.
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Post by LDG on Jan 11, 2005 1:42:59 GMT -5
i believe that those of african decent have large penises, and so do white people Each white guy I've dated has a really large cock. Not great for a first timer. I'm only ickle.
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Post by diecheerleader on Jan 11, 2005 2:08:25 GMT -5
well....don't worry about any of us here on the MLMB...we all compared.....they're all small. (and i won't say who....but one of them have a tattoo of a smiley face on the tip)
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Post by diecheerleader on Jan 11, 2005 2:53:12 GMT -5
....and stuff.
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Post by Dope on Jan 11, 2005 3:08:55 GMT -5
There was an abundance of penis-talk today.
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Post by on Jan 11, 2005 9:05:01 GMT -5
what an excellent topic.
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Post by Whiskey (FTHG) on Jan 11, 2005 12:46:06 GMT -5
jerry rules
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Post by mongo on Jan 11, 2005 12:57:03 GMT -5
yes he does.....R.I.P. JERRY !!!!!
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Jan 11, 2005 13:18:54 GMT -5
I assumed he meant this one...
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Post by mongo on Jan 11, 2005 13:31:16 GMT -5
umm......thats tom
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Jan 11, 2005 13:44:36 GMT -5
Yeah, I don't know about that.
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