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Post by Captain Eburg on Apr 10, 2008 20:07:01 GMT -5
No shit. Piz-you are a sage bro.
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Apr 10, 2008 20:18:24 GMT -5
Wesley Willis would say:
Alex Rodriguez was an asshole
He was a real stupid jerk
He attacked me with a box cutter as I exited the 4 Cottage Grove bus
What a stupid-ass motherfucker
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
At this time, I was cursing back at my mean schizophrenia voices
They were shattering me with profane language
They brought me damaging disharmony in my life
But I was sorry for my bullshit
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
This incident happened on August 31, 1991 at 10:00 PM on a Saturday night
I rode the 4 Cottage Grove bus talking back to my mean voices
Suddenly, Alex Rodriguez mistook my curses as an insult
He whipped out a box cutter on me and followed me to the exit door
He chased after me as I got off the bus, slashing me in the face and back
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez
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Post by pie2pie on Apr 11, 2008 13:00:57 GMT -5
Daily Thought: some people are like slinkys - Not really good for anything,
but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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Post by Stephanie on Apr 14, 2008 17:24:13 GMT -5
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
Sometimes you don't.
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Post by felixthecat on Apr 15, 2008 13:46:31 GMT -5
Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.
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Post by maidli2 on Apr 15, 2008 16:08:28 GMT -5
Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional. hahaha ---edit- |
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Post by ispi on Apr 15, 2008 22:11:27 GMT -5
"Let the bears pay the bear tax! Homer pays the homer tax!"
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Post by pie2pie on Apr 15, 2008 22:14:52 GMT -5
"D'Oh!"
- Homer J. Simpson
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Post by dimples... on Apr 16, 2008 9:40:29 GMT -5
Make it go away...way...
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Post by diecheerleader on Apr 16, 2008 14:38:13 GMT -5
“If it weren't for Best Buy, I would have never discovered the New Release Aisle. And if it weren't for the New Release Aisle, I would have never discovered Panic! At the Disco. And if it weren't for Panic! At the Disco, I would have never starting wearing mascara with my top hat, which is what I was wearing when I beat my 12-year old neighbor to death with a set of cast-iron log tongs. If it weren't for my dead 12-year old neighbor, I would have never gone to prison. But if it weren't for my fireplace, I would have never discovered my cast- iron log tongs. So who truly is to blame for the death of my stupid neighbor? I blame independent record stores.”
-Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger’s mostly peaceful, childishly simple-minded mass of compressed meat - not approved for human consumption.)
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Post by Fields at Midnight on Apr 16, 2008 14:42:44 GMT -5
That is awesome.
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Post by Shoesh on Apr 18, 2008 2:04:01 GMT -5
"You should probably take a moment aside and prepare to be fucking offended."
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Post by Beaty on Apr 18, 2008 5:38:29 GMT -5
"I'm feeling pregnant...."
-my boyfriend.
I must have missed out on something.
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Post by Shoesh on Apr 18, 2008 6:31:20 GMT -5
Did you knock him up?!
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Post by Beaty on Apr 18, 2008 6:40:52 GMT -5
Bwahaha. I was confused too...  |
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Post by manintheshadows on Apr 18, 2008 7:19:19 GMT -5
"'tis better to have loved & lost, than to have paid for it and not enjoyed it"
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Post by Stephanie on Apr 19, 2008 15:42:55 GMT -5
As a marketing ploy, cafes in the US that had "the Leonard Cohen vibe" were sent a free copy of the Tower of Song album. "I'd like to go to some of those," Cohen said. "I can rarely locate my own vibe."arts.guardian.co.uk/fridayreview/story/0,,1305765,00.html
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Post by ispi on Apr 19, 2008 15:57:35 GMT -5
ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter a carriage, with JULES and VINCENT, murderers.
J: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?
V: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?
J: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike
Are strange to ours, with their own history:
Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.
V: What say they then, pray?
J: Hachis Parmentier.
V: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?
J: Cream is but cream, only they say le crème.
V: What do they name black pudding?
J: I know not;
I visited no inn it could be bought.
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Post by Beaty on Apr 21, 2008 8:42:39 GMT -5
T'as vu les frites?  (Have you seen the French fries?) ;D |
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Apr 21, 2008 20:30:10 GMT -5
no
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Post by diecheerleader on Apr 21, 2008 20:36:09 GMT -5
Oh my God. She’s so hot. She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry.
I want to tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.
She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.
Bitch.
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Post by dimples... on Apr 22, 2008 1:56:46 GMT -5
Oh my God. She’s so hot. She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist. She’s so hot she’s making me sexist. Bitch.  |
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Post by Beaty on Apr 27, 2008 13:06:29 GMT -5
"You should never sleep with someone who's either twice your age or older than one of your parents."
- my (weird) neighbor, to her daughter...
Funny people.
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lmnop
New Recruit
worh-hole.. as in... holes.
Posts: 16
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Post by lmnop on Apr 28, 2008 22:23:20 GMT -5
"Actually, I jade very quickly. Once is usually enough. Either once only, or every day. If you do something once it’s exciting, and if you do it every day it’s exciting. But if you do it, say, twice or just almost every day, it’s not good any more.”
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Apr 30, 2008 7:21:55 GMT -5
Wright called on God to "damn America." He also said the government created the AIDS virus to destroy "people of color."
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