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Post by diecheerleader on May 11, 2008 13:14:50 GMT -5
maybe my favorite quote ever...at a Fugazi show, in response to a couple of prick "fans" causing problems and fucking with people in the crowd.
"You know, I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck and you were eating your ice cream like little boys and I thought, 'those guys aren't so tough, they're eating ice cream. What a bunch of swell guys!' I saw you eating ice cream, pal. Oh don't you deny it, you were eating an ice cream cone! Oh, you're bad now, but you were eating an ice cream cone, and I saw you. That's the shit you can't hide. You got your fucking shit, but you eat ice cream. Everybody knows it, the whole fucking place knows it. Ice cream eating motherfucker, that's what you are."
-Guy Piccioto
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Post by Fields at Midnight on May 11, 2008 14:08:23 GMT -5
Now I want some Ice Cream
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Post by Shoesh on May 11, 2008 15:54:39 GMT -5
me too
I'm not afraid to admit it!
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Post by Lungsey on May 11, 2008 19:09:34 GMT -5
my god its 2 am, i have the munchies and you staert talking icecream???  |
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Post by gr0undzer0 on May 12, 2008 15:03:14 GMT -5
Then there was the "shit terrorist," where Patton coped with the pressures and demands of fame by terrorising hotel rooms while on tour with his faecal matter, hiding it in air vents or blow dryers for the unlucky to find. "That was just my way of deflecting a lot of that attention, by throwing it back in peoples’ faces in sort of a grotesque light," Patton explains. "Sometimes it didn’t work, it just made things worse, but nonetheless that was my way and it got me through what I needed to get through."
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Post by gr0undzer0 on May 13, 2008 13:33:31 GMT -5
"I've now been to 57 states...I have one more to go...they wouldn't let me go to Alaska and Hawaii." B. Obama  |
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Post by manintheshadows on May 13, 2008 13:40:40 GMT -5
"The government's view of the economy can be summed up in a few short phrases: if it moves, tax it; if it keeps moving, regulate it; if it stops moving, subsidise it."
Ronald Reagan
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Post by gr0undzer0 on May 13, 2008 13:44:20 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by ShotByTheBlues on May 13, 2008 15:10:15 GMT -5
I have two quotes I live my life by:
"In the undying words of Colonel Sanders, I am too drunk to taste this chicken"
"Shoot low boys, they're riding ponies".
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Post by maidli2 on May 13, 2008 15:19:42 GMT -5
"The government's view of the economy can be summed up in a few short phrases: if it moves, tax it; if it keeps moving, regulate it; if it stops moving, subsidise it."Ronald Reagan ;D RR was a quite bad actor, but funny |
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Post by Shoesh on May 13, 2008 15:37:37 GMT -5
I have two quotes I live my life by: "In the undying words of Colonel Sanders, I am too drunk to taste this chicken" "Shoot low boys, they're riding ponies". both ace! |
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Post by breakerfall on May 13, 2008 17:11:59 GMT -5
my favourite quote ever
"I can't listen to music very often, it affects my nerves. I want to say sweet, silly things and pat the heads of people who, living in a filthy hell, can create such beauty. One can't pat anyone on the head nowadays, they might bite your hand off"
Lenin
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Post by thalia on May 14, 2008 16:20:25 GMT -5
"Never judge a sausage by its skin"
My great, great aunt Em
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Post by Shoesh on May 14, 2008 16:22:00 GMT -5
"I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower!" - The Hitcher
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Post by diecheerleader on May 28, 2008 0:07:22 GMT -5
We are monkeys with money and guns.
-Tom Waits
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Post by diecheerleader on May 28, 2008 0:10:05 GMT -5
Jim Jarmusch once told me “Fast, Cheap, and Good… pick two. If it’s fast and cheap it wont be good. If it’s cheap and good it won’t be fast. If it’s fast and good it wont be cheap.” Fast, cheap and good… pick (2) words to live by.
-Tom Waits a bit and i guess Jim Jarmusch more so
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Post by diecheerleader on May 28, 2008 0:12:35 GMT -5
I have an audio stigmatism where by I hear things wrong- I have audio illusions. I guess now they say ADD. I have a scrambler in my brain and it takes what is said and turns it into pig Latin and feeds it back to me.
-Tom Waits
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Post by diecheerleader on May 28, 2008 0:14:09 GMT -5
when asked what is a gentleman?
"A man who can play the accordion, but doesn’t."
-Tom Waits
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Post by diecheerleader on May 28, 2008 0:15:28 GMT -5
i'll keep quoting Waits all night if i have to, damn it...
Sometimes a violin sounds like a Siamese cat; the first violin strings were made from cat gut- any connection?
-Tom Waits
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Post by diecheerleader on May 28, 2008 0:17:47 GMT -5
when talking about his band for this upcoming tour....
"They are all multi-instrumentalists and they polka like real men."
-Tom Waits
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Post by ShotByTheBlues on May 28, 2008 16:35:47 GMT -5
you fail at quoting Tom Waits when you leave out every single one from a great interview he did on some old ass tv show. One of the lines that stick is when the host asks Tom if he wants anything to drink, and he apologizes for only having diet soda. Tom says thats alright and pulls out a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream or something, then the host says something to the extent of ive never seen a man with a full bottle infront of him and Tom replies "I'd rather have a full bottle infront of me, then a full frontal lobotomy". Now that is a classic  |
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Post by breakerfall on Jun 5, 2008 11:03:11 GMT -5
Just discovered this on the BBC website in an article about job interviews and it made me chuckle
I was once asked at an interview if I had any weaknesses. I said "Kryptonite".
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Post by Fields at Midnight on Jun 5, 2008 15:05:11 GMT -5
Just discovered this on the BBC website in an article about job interviews and it made me chuckle I was once asked at an interview if I had any weaknesses. I said "Kryptonite". Did you get that job? |
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Post by Shoesh on Jun 5, 2008 16:43:41 GMT -5
"Yarr Mark, ye be singing hearty"
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Jun 26, 2008 13:51:24 GMT -5
On his fight with cancer
For 5 years Mr. T disappeared. Fools went unpitied and Jibba-Jabba went unchallenged!
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