Song Titles if The Monkees was in a sex/death cult

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Ok, fine, I'll g'o first. This doesn't hav'e to be variatio'ns of actual Monkees songs, but more about wha't your imagination says t'hey would''ve com'e up with. I'm not say'ing Davey, Peter, Mickey or Mike would eve'r be a part o'f such h'orrors. In fact, I w'ould be quite sadde'ned if someday I found out t'hat my childho'od heros were in an old-timey sex/death cult. BUT if they were, I'm th'inking their 1st s'ingle would be something like...

"Daydream Urine Orgy"

[comma]

O,k

"Gonna Buy Me a Dog (then sacrifice him to Oraghugh, Lord of Malebolge)"

[Shoesh]

A Little Bit Of Me, In A Little Bit Of You

[chravez]

Fitness Trainer Masturbator

[drunkmyselfsick]

Arnold Almond Sky