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Post by RippleJ on Sept 23, 2004 14:11:05 GMT -5
I was thinking, with Mark recovering at Greg Dulli's place, maybe we should form a 'Lanegan Tribute Band' and have a sing-along at his cancelled East Coast dates. I play guitar and sing. Anyone want to join the band? We can call ourselves 'Carnival', take requests, chain smoke, say very little, and pretend we had his talent....
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Post by Buttercup on Sept 23, 2004 14:16:23 GMT -5
I can play the triangle.
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Post by RippleJ on Sept 23, 2004 14:20:51 GMT -5
Well Buttercup, if you listen closely, the Triangle is a key component to all Lanegan songs. You're officially a member of 'Carnival'.
OK, now we need someone to handle the cowbell. Hopefully someone out there has some experience.
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Post by Smudge on Sept 23, 2004 14:24:03 GMT -5
I'm up for it if you can use me. No musical skills to speak of but I'm moody as f***. Perhaps I can add Lanegan-style ambience to the proceedings?
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Post by Smudge on Sept 23, 2004 14:25:32 GMT -5
Oh hey, and with PCOS I can grow sideys like Mr Barragan in a week.
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Post by RippleJ on Sept 23, 2004 14:31:02 GMT -5
Smudge, I'm moody too. You would be a great addition to 'Carnival'.
Maybe we can take it to the extreme and insult the audience whenever possible - that could be our "hook".
Don't worry about the musical ability thing - it's all about attitude with this band.
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Post by Buttercup on Sept 23, 2004 14:57:52 GMT -5
Well Buttercup, if you listen closely, the Triangle is a key component to all Lanegan songs. Ummm....I knew that. I knew that the whole time.
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Post by RippleJ on Sept 23, 2004 15:16:44 GMT -5
You rock Buttercup.
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Post by RippleJ on Sept 23, 2004 15:27:47 GMT -5
Come on Grandma, we'll change the name of the band for you. We need you onstage with us- at any cost. We can sing our own version of "Come To Me" together.
You don't even have to put your teeth in. Just 'gum' your way through it Babe.
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Post by RippleJ on Sept 23, 2004 15:34:03 GMT -5
we'll give you 80% and you can walk out halfway through the show if you want. WE NEED GRANDMA WE NEED GRANDMA
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Post by TreamingScrees on Sept 23, 2004 16:35:45 GMT -5
I can (barely) play the guitar, but I'll play for food
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 23, 2004 20:23:19 GMT -5
Well Buttercup, if you listen closely, the Triangle is a key component to all Lanegan songs. You're officially a member of 'Carnival'. OK, now we need someone to handle the cowbell. Hopefully someone out there has some experience. i like you new guy, are you sure you aren't me?
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Post by RippleJ on Sept 23, 2004 20:35:27 GMT -5
Mr Gumby, Thank you - you are truly suave and de-boner. I may, in fact, be you. I am he as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together.
Either that, or I have been slightly Gumbyized. Or 'Gumbyised' as they say in your land.
Regards, Doctor RippleJ
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 23, 2004 20:37:03 GMT -5
I'm totally losing my shit here. I think I wrote that. Fuck.
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Post by LDG on Sept 24, 2004 1:18:26 GMT -5
You guys are creeping me out a lil', but this sounds fun. I could be a back-up singer and dancer.
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Post by FatBuddhaSevilla on Sept 27, 2004 6:15:35 GMT -5
I`m classically trained on the one stringed guitar. wipe the floor with homme anyday. can i join???
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Post by mongo on Sept 27, 2004 6:19:15 GMT -5
im working on a song using only household items, i make cool cymbal sounds by splashing water on a red hot burner and my rubber band around chair legs bass sound it kick ass I tell you !! maybe we should rent a u-haul so I can take all my gear ;D
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Post by froggequene on Nov 21, 2004 6:35:20 GMT -5
.....so what's happening? Are you bringing the show to Europe or what's the story?
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Post by Lava on Nov 21, 2004 22:02:44 GMT -5
How come I didn't see this sooner?
I will happily sing Ms. Harvey's parts
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Post by diecheerleader on Nov 22, 2004 0:04:12 GMT -5
i'll play the fool.
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Post by melaniewhorehouse on Nov 22, 2004 8:05:58 GMT -5
Ms Harvey's parts are ace.
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Post by marlboroman on Nov 22, 2004 8:19:00 GMT -5
Ms Harvey's parts are ace. ooh. suits you.
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Post by siner on Nov 22, 2004 8:39:38 GMT -5
Can I be the Manager??? or at least a roadie i could work on my beer belly and not shower very much
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Post by FatBuddhaSevilla on Nov 22, 2004 12:08:21 GMT -5
i will sing on PJ harveys parts.
infact, i would crawl through a long tunnel full of broken glass just to stick matches in her shite.
on second thoughts no....
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Post by froggequene on Nov 22, 2004 14:20:32 GMT -5
....if you were a man, I'd want to be your groupie
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