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Post by melaniewhorehouse on Sept 12, 2004 18:55:17 GMT -5
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Post by BlackHeart on Sept 12, 2004 20:15:12 GMT -5
This is why cats shouldn't exist. They are evil and they come with 6 toes.
This cat bit me at a party on Friday, it's owner said it was the first time it harmed somebody. It will probably be the last time too. I drowned the animal.
OK, I didn't but I dreamed that I did. So i guess I sorta did.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 12, 2004 20:49:26 GMT -5
This cat bit me at a party on Friday, it's owner said it was the first time it harmed somebody. sounds like a wild party. did you hook up? |
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Post by BlackHeart on Sept 12, 2004 21:02:35 GMT -5
That's the stupidest question I've ever heard. Of course I did. I got lucky with that chick Suzie and an hour later I was getting it on with her bestfriend in the fucking bathroom. All the girls were over me. As soon as my man and I walked in the place all the hoes in the house were looking at us. What can I say I looked damn fine in my tight see-throught t-shirt.
My fucking gf kept calling me on my cell so I had to leave the party or she would've put one and one together. Whatever, easy comes, easy go.
-Nick
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 12, 2004 21:09:39 GMT -5
 what they don't know won't hurt them, i hear ya. i wish i had the manlyness you have – i would have been shitting myself that my gf would have found out. i'm such a pussy.
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Post by BlackHeart on Sept 12, 2004 21:17:37 GMT -5
Hey don't use that winking guy on me, I'm not attracted to guys.
Anyways, who's wearing the pants in your relationship? You should tell your woman that whatever you do outside of home doesn't concern her at all. If she finds out you've been trying some girls all you have to say is that she's the one you love but you have to experience a little more. Buy her a pair of shoes and she'll forgive you.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 12, 2004 21:36:45 GMT -5
yeah... she likes shoes.
it all makes sense. thanx dude!
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Post by vertigo on Sept 13, 2004 5:30:17 GMT -5
Anyways, who's wearing the pants in your relationship? You should tell your woman that whatever you do outside of home doesn't concern her at all. If she finds out you've been trying some girls all you have to say is that she's the one you love but you have to experience a little more. Buy her a pair of shoes and she'll forgive you. great advice...scummbagg. Blackheart the manwhore.....has a ring. |
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what they don't know won't hurt them, i hear ya.