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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:20:14 GMT -5
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:20:37 GMT -5
Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:21:07 GMT -5
The Pope once told him it was ok to have a mistress.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:21:21 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:21:39 GMT -5
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:22:02 GMT -5
One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:22:15 GMT -5
He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:22:34 GMT -5
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:23:09 GMT -5
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:23:21 GMT -5
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:23:36 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:24:00 GMT -5
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds'.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:24:12 GMT -5
All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:24:24 GMT -5
Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:24:37 GMT -5
Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:25:05 GMT -5
He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:25:27 GMT -5
Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin."
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:25:59 GMT -5
He once inhaled a seagull.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:26:45 GMT -5
His poop is used as currency in Argentina.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:27:01 GMT -5
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:27:14 GMT -5
He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:27:33 GMT -5
Bill Brasky sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:27:59 GMT -5
He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:28:32 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:29:03 GMT -5
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!
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