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Post by FatBuddhaSevilla on Dec 2, 2004 12:35:27 GMT -5
A true story.. for once. One time... when I was on acid... I was walking through a park with my friends at night... and I was just kind of listening to the words the wind was telling me.. when all of a sudden.. I see like.. those red sniper lasers focused on all of my friends.. I jump and start pushing everyone down, yelling "SNIPER!! SNIPER!!". Then after a seemingly endless ackward silence of everyone staring at me with that weird "I'm freaked out on acid, get away from me" look.. I realized it was actually just a flashing stoplight. I believe it. Hallucinogen stories are rarely spoofs. I remember once me and 3 mates went up to a forest in the middle of fuck in Holland and took a super buddha each. right, it was fucking dark, so we didnLt see the perforations on each tab. i.e. we should have taken a quarter. anyway, and so forth, we are sitting around this picnic table in the middle of the forest with a candle in the middle of the table. Candle gets blown out. Nobody had a light. You could almost see the panic spread as one guy got so freaked and high the table started shaking, henceforth so did everybody. Waaaaayyy to much. These trips were visually turning everything to liquid. Hands felt like oil. Everyones face melted. One guy ended up on the ground in the forest with his coat over his head speaking German. I tried to goto work the next day in the tulip factory and was sent back to my tent for laughing hysterically at the conveyor belts.
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Post by Dope on Dec 2, 2004 21:24:52 GMT -5
A tulip factory!?
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Dec 3, 2004 15:53:20 GMT -5
I may be your brother, but I am not black. Nor am I white. Go figure.
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Post by FatBuddhaSevilla on Dec 4, 2004 7:12:18 GMT -5
Yup!. It was a tulip bulb packing factory in Noordwijkerhout. man, i tell you Holland is FLAAT!!
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Post by mongo on Dec 4, 2004 7:16:50 GMT -5
huh huh huh......tulip packer
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Post by MR GUMBY on Dec 4, 2004 7:26:17 GMT -5
Yup!. It was a tulip bulb packing factory in Noordwijkerhout. man, i tell you Holland is FLAAT!! i used to sell tulip bulbs. small world.
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Post by Dope on Dec 4, 2004 15:48:23 GMT -5
Heh heh heh... tulip salesman...
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Post by Shoesh on Dec 5, 2004 17:59:23 GMT -5
It's out of stock.. EDIT: I'm still looking for MLB @ Paradiso bootleg.
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Post by siner on Dec 6, 2004 5:28:13 GMT -5
in the middle of no where in a tent with friends and some illegal subtances, i thought the tent was trying to eat me jumped out took a big stick and proceeded to beat the tent with a appeite for human flesh to death, basically i beat the crap out of friends inside the tent . that incident lead to a long abstance of funny drugs, then i lapsed and had so much crap that i thought i was a mars bar.........................
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Post by marlboroman on Dec 6, 2004 7:06:18 GMT -5
i still am.
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Post by siner on Dec 6, 2004 11:15:52 GMT -5
better than being a stupid flake i'll give them the crumblyist, flakeist chocolate in the world
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 14:36:53 GMT -5
One time me and tacomagoat were jamming and out of nowhere we just started playing this great song. This song was great, it was catchy and upbeat and funky and it had everything. We were somehow in in perfect unison, whatever I played he played along and vice-versa. We were on the same page, it was perfect. About halfway through the jam die came down into the basement, he just sat there, 'groovin' if you will. He seemed to enjoy it. So anyway as soon as we finished we axed (I say 'axed' now) him what he thought of our song.
He said Prince did it better 20 years ago. Turns out we were just playing 'When the Doves Cry' the whole time and we didnt know it.
Good times with tacomagoat
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Post by Dope on Dec 6, 2004 15:34:57 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I was being stalked by an evil monkey who wanted to beat me to death with a shoe.
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:59:37 GMT -5
did your ass get cold?
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Post by Strange Feelin' on Dec 6, 2004 21:00:56 GMT -5
yes it turned to blue.
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 21:01:57 GMT -5
thats rough
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Post by Strange Feelin' on Dec 6, 2004 21:03:01 GMT -5
i can take it
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 21:04:03 GMT -5
thats why your my hero
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 6, 2004 21:07:34 GMT -5
super
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 8, 2004 2:00:58 GMT -5
once Strange and I decided to switch clothes, just for a hoot. i must say....i look DAMN good in a leather skirt. (true story) that had nothing to do with robbing people or anything like that....i just thought it was a nice story.
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Post by barriers on Dec 8, 2004 9:31:32 GMT -5
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Post by marlboroman on Dec 8, 2004 9:37:35 GMT -5
once Strange and I decided to switch clothes, just for a hoot. people rarely hoot these days, don't you miss it?
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Post by Lava on Dec 8, 2004 10:48:58 GMT -5
people rarely hoot these days, don't you miss it? I certainly do. I think I will throw a party in its honor.
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Post by Dope on Dec 8, 2004 17:43:14 GMT -5
Au contraire.. I tend to be quite the hooter. ...wait a minute..
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Post by Dope on Dec 10, 2004 1:49:11 GMT -5
When I was a kid... I got a penny stuck up my nose. It went up so far, that I couldn't pull it back out, so my mother had to take me to the ER to have a penny removed from my nose. It cost $30. Since then.. I haven't put anything up my nose.. Wait... nevermind that last statement...
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