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Post by siner on Dec 10, 2004 10:21:46 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I was being stalked by an evil monkey who wanted to beat me to death with a shoe.
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Post by Dope on Dec 10, 2004 13:51:19 GMT -5
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by barriers on Dec 10, 2004 14:09:49 GMT -5
what happend to the penny?
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Post by froggequene on Dec 10, 2004 14:12:19 GMT -5
what happend to the penny? ........it dropped
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Post by barriers on Dec 10, 2004 14:13:54 GMT -5
did it then become lucky?
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Post by froggequene on Dec 10, 2004 14:18:50 GMT -5
did it then become lucky? .........no, it fell on railway track
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Post by Dope on Dec 10, 2004 14:25:15 GMT -5
what happend to the penny? It's in my box of ER memorabilia.
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Post by barriers on Dec 10, 2004 14:27:49 GMT -5
got any codeine in that box?
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Post by Dope on Dec 10, 2004 14:29:29 GMT -5
As a matter of fact... well.. the bottle... the codeine itself didn't last long..
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Post by barriers on Dec 10, 2004 14:29:50 GMT -5
I can relate
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Post by Dope on Dec 10, 2004 14:32:33 GMT -5
I can't wait until I need to have my wisdom teeth cut out!!
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Post by barriers on Dec 10, 2004 14:38:16 GMT -5
I've got 3 more to go, last time I finished the 2 week subscription in a day at high-school. it was awesome
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Post by Dope on Dec 10, 2004 19:06:28 GMT -5
Damn.. my last batch of prescription pills I got when I shattered some bones in my hand.. And I hardly took any when they were healing.. but much later on.. I had a wicked meth hangover.. had no aspirin, just a bunch of codeine.. and I went through them all that day.. made work very interesting.
Well.. sorta.. I was always usually on drugs at my old job.
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Post by froggequene on Dec 11, 2004 7:29:46 GMT -5
Well.. sorta.. I was always usually on drugs at my old job. ......makes a change from the variety of beverages on offer at most places of employment I suppose
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Post by Daisy on Dec 11, 2004 10:39:32 GMT -5
One time, I was walking down the street and came across a book waver. She was hawking spiritual-type books. I bought one from her for one buck (it was all I had on me) not because I wanted a spiritual-type book but because she was cute and I wanted to talk to her. I bought the book, “The Journey of Self Discovery.” That stuff makes me laugh. I still haven’t cracked open the book. I discovered a long time that I exist. Journey over.
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 12, 2004 0:43:14 GMT -5
ok...here's a quick, but true story....
Strange and I once beat up Bob Hope and stole his fucking shoes!!! YEAH!!!! TAKE THAT!!!!! (um...this was before he died)
....but after he died....we dug him up and stole them again!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
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Post by Lava on Dec 12, 2004 0:45:50 GMT -5
today I helped a guy who looked like he could've been ML's bro...same demeanor, same characteristics....freaked me out a bit.
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Post by Prince on Dec 12, 2004 0:47:03 GMT -5
I once threw my back out masturbating....
....but it was totally worth it!!!
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Post by Shoesh on Dec 12, 2004 5:37:20 GMT -5
This happened last Friday while we were watching Man On Fire. There was a scene with Marc Anthony and Mickey Rourke in it and my bro started telling about Mickey's face(without actually mentioning his name). He said that he was in his 60-'s and had had so many surgeries 'n' stuff. My friend couldn't believe it. She went on to say: "You guys have got to be pulling my leg. You're telling me Marc Anthony is in his sixties?!" dang.. this comment resulted in my bro going to bed early, my other friend taking to the bottle of wine and me hiding out under my blanket saying: This is a real "Fuck you!!" moment.
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 14, 2004 23:51:18 GMT -5
once Strange and I were in Guam.....i can't remember why. Strange had drugged my Mt. Dew slurpee and that's where i woke up. i asked her what happened and she explained that i was on a wicked Mt. Dew slurpee high and she needed to calm me down. we needed to meet our gun connection in Guam, but i wouldn't get on the plane. the Dew had made me crazy with energy and i was running around the airport naked yelling that i was the Queen of Norway. so finally she HAD to drug my slurpee so she could drag me on the plane. i feel bad for her now.....having to drag a naked man with slurpee all over his face and chest onto an airplane. i made it up to her by stealing a diamond necklace while we were in Guam. ahhhh....good times....
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Post by Strange Feelin' on Dec 15, 2004 8:29:45 GMT -5
I wasn't really proud of your bahaviour. You didn't act like the professional thief you are. But yeah in the end you made it up to me...again.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Dec 16, 2004 6:11:55 GMT -5
you fuckers! someone stole a diamond necklace from me when i was in Guam!
well, at least i know it was for a good cause, so everyone is happy in the end.
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Post by siner on Dec 16, 2004 9:02:57 GMT -5
I can't wait until I need to have my wisdom teeth cut out!! my boyfriend has had three of his wisdom teeth removed in the past five months cos apparently taking too much speed makes your teeth go hollow and rot in your mouth!! who knew
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 21, 2004 1:50:37 GMT -5
here's a quick random story...
i was handgliding in Tibet, of course.....and i was attacked by a shark. how you may ask? i don't fucking know....what am i, some fucking flying shark expert? FUCK OFF!!!!
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Post by Dope on Dec 21, 2004 18:40:18 GMT -5
my boyfriend has had three of his wisdom teeth removed in the past five months cos apparently taking too much speed makes your teeth go hollow and rot in your mouth!! who knew And what's left gets grinded into nice little stubs.
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