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Post by froggequene on Dec 30, 2004 17:49:09 GMT -5
on stephens day i saw more testicles and peni (clearly the pural of penis) that i was comfortable with ..............hmmmmmmmmmm, makes a change from spending it with granny & assorted relatives I suppose, unfortunately, penii aren't reknowned for their conversational skills
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Post by whitesummer on Dec 30, 2004 18:51:53 GMT -5
Maybe it's different for boys?
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Post by froggequene on Dec 30, 2004 18:55:31 GMT -5
Maybe it's different for boys? ....I would imagine if a boy has a conversation with his dick it usually involves lots of pleading & crying....
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Post by Dope on Dec 30, 2004 18:56:52 GMT -5
Or perhaps a motivational lecture!
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Post by froggequene on Dec 30, 2004 18:59:23 GMT -5
Or perhaps a motivational lecture! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Shoesh on Dec 31, 2004 4:25:11 GMT -5
Okay, *now* I can recommend you to the Drunken Monkey.
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Post by Lava on Dec 31, 2004 19:19:34 GMT -5
on stephens day i saw more testicles and peni (clearly the pural of penis) that i was comfortable with pardon the ignorance, but what the hell is Stephens Day?
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Post by froggequene on Dec 31, 2004 19:41:34 GMT -5
pardon the ignorance, but what the hell is Stephens Day? St Stephen's day falls on 26 December, it's a public holiday in Ireland & the UK, in the UK it's called Boxing Day
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Post by barriers on Jan 3, 2005 11:10:01 GMT -5
Boxing Day rules!
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Post by Lava on Jan 5, 2005 2:20:31 GMT -5
more info please why the flailing genitalia?
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Post by Dope on Jan 5, 2005 2:24:50 GMT -5
The first weekday after Christmas, celebrated as a holiday in parts of the British Commonwealth, when Christmas gifts are traditionally given to service workers. ....I don't know what it has to do with flailing genitalias, though.
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Post by siner on Jan 5, 2005 12:55:58 GMT -5
what hasn't it to do with flailing genitalia, noodle that one for a bit
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Post by Daisy on Jan 6, 2005 23:47:16 GMT -5
more info please why the flailing genitalia? Sometimes that's a good thing. Not often, but sometimes.
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Post by sideastwood on Jan 7, 2005 1:44:46 GMT -5
Daisy......you and the naughty talk....have you no shame?!
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Post by Daisy on Jan 7, 2005 11:30:03 GMT -5
Hmmm, what is this shame you speak of? Let me get my dictionary. Nope! I have no shame. That went out the window a long time ago my friend.
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Post by Shoesh on Jan 8, 2005 13:11:25 GMT -5
Hooray for Daisy. R.S. Next Saturday I've gotta get dressed up like a rockstar or sumtin. I wanna borrow Judith's new boots. boutique.netechangisme.com/media/produits/vignettes_300/1731[/img] Hella cool. haven't decided what else I'm gonna wear.. why bother when you've got boots like that? Like anyone's gonna notice what else you (don't) have on. ;D What a coincidence, you wouldn't believe how many times Drunken Monkey's asked me to get her one of these for het B-dayparty!!
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Post by diecheerleader on Jan 11, 2005 2:38:30 GMT -5
ok......a real quick story....
once before Strange and I became thieves.....we spray painted "I Eat Cock" on the Lincoln Memorial. it was fun, yo.....good times.
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Post by barriers on Jan 11, 2005 17:20:01 GMT -5
So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
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Post by barriers on Jan 11, 2005 17:20:18 GMT -5
Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Jan 12, 2005 0:32:34 GMT -5
fuck man, i was at that show!!
the story behind it really adds another perspective though, and i always thought he played better because of his friends wayne and garth.
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Post by diecheerleader on Jan 13, 2005 2:37:24 GMT -5
here's another little tale....
once Strange and I found ourselves in a coffin buried a few feet underground. we were both drugged by an old enemy of ours known only as "Flutter." she must've slipped something in our drinks while we were lounging on the beach after a successful score. she must've been stalking us for days....very cunning Flutter is. anyway, i don't remember much after my 3rd drink. she must've dragged us away to the coffin and hole already dug into the ground. oh yes, she had planning this for some time. luckily, Flutter forgot one thing....to check my jacket pocket which contained my mobile phone. Strange was still kind of out of it....mumbling something about elves eating something called "poutine"....i just tried to ignore her as i dialed up my old friend Dope to come by and dig us out. the only problem is....where the hell were we? Dope being the smart fella he is....seeked Flutter out and drugged her as well.....but he used the old truth serum trick....brilliant!!! he got the info from her as well as her big black boots....HA HA!!! anyfuck, Dope came by and dug us out....and we got the hell out of town before Flutter came looking for us. unfortunately, Flutter DID catch up to Dope and cut off his middle finger on his right hand for stealing her boots. she keeps the finger on her keychain to this day. do NOT cross Flutter!!!
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Post by Dope on Jan 13, 2005 2:43:44 GMT -5
Dude, I think I'm about out of fingers by now..
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Post by Dope on Jan 15, 2005 18:50:30 GMT -5
So around noon today, I was smoking a cig and laying down.. and the cherry fell right into my fucking eye. That was about 6 hours ago, and I still can't open it due to the constant BURNING FUCKING PAIN! But at least I have booze to lessen said pain! If it comes to worse, at least I can make a cool pirate!
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Post by Daisy on Jan 16, 2005 15:15:50 GMT -5
Oh no! Are you ok Dope?! That sounds awful.
Did you flush your eye out with a lot of water afterwards? Oy.
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Post by Dope on Jan 16, 2005 18:54:40 GMT -5
I'm fine. The whole constant burning sensation finally went away. This would all make a great VF song. ;D
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