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Spam
Dec 2, 2004 21:51:28 GMT -5
Post by froggequene on Dec 2, 2004 21:51:28 GMT -5
.........so what is the most interesting, generally irresisitible piece of junk email that has ever arrived in your inbox? We're all been offered horse porn, viagra, etc, etc, but among all the detritus that we delete there is always something that catches our attention & we just have to look
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Dec 2, 2004 21:18:06 GMT -5
Post by Dope on Dec 2, 2004 21:18:06 GMT -5
I never look at them, because I'm too paranoid of viruses and such.. but I get a kick out of the subjects..
It seems that most people believe I'm in debt and have a small penis, and the solution to this is viagra and nude teens.
My favorite subject in my junk folder at the moment is: "Lveoly Psrotitutes nasty pussy." They could at least spell it right!
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Dec 3, 2004 1:36:34 GMT -5
Post by diecheerleader on Dec 3, 2004 1:36:34 GMT -5
i once had some spam trying to sell me Spam. it blew my mind....i just stared at the computer for 3 days straight.
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Dec 4, 2004 6:07:05 GMT -5
Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 4, 2004 6:07:05 GMT -5
yummy
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Dec 16, 2004 17:50:35 GMT -5
Post by froggequene on Dec 16, 2004 17:50:35 GMT -5
................I keep getting stuff from people who apparently don't care if I'm married and somebody called The Concretes......haven't a notion who they are & even less of an idea of how they got my email
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Dec 16, 2004 18:07:36 GMT -5
Post by froggequene on Dec 16, 2004 18:07:36 GMT -5
..........I was sorting through my inbox & I just discovered I'd received one of those appalling chain mail things, I'm absolutely, bloody livid about it...
................it was a picture of a woman in a hospital bed with a body underneath the bed, the woman on the floor was obviously dead & 'staring' out of the picture, the text that came with it said some fucking BS about having to pass it onto 5 different people within 24 hours or you'd die & you'd look like you died the same way as the woman in the picture...........of all the bullshit crap this person has ever sent me this is the limit
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Dec 16, 2004 18:46:28 GMT -5
Post by Dope on Dec 16, 2004 18:46:28 GMT -5
..........I was sorting through my inbox & I just discovered I'd received one of those appalling chain mail things, I'm absolutely, bloody livid about it... ................it was a picture of a woman in a hospital bed with a body underneath the bed, the woman on the floor was obviously dead & 'staring' out of the picture, the text that came with it said some fucking BS about having to pass it onto 5 different people within 24 hours or you'd die & you'd look like you died the same way as the woman in the picture...........of all the bullshit crap this person has ever sent me this is the limit I hate those. I really hate those. Like the ones that say "Forward this to 10 people and you'll meet your soulmate, if you delete it, you'll never fall in love" blah blah. I made a rule I told all my friends... you send me a chain forward, and I'll send you goatse. And if they didn't know what goatse was, they were in for a big surprise the next time they sent me a forward. *evil grin*
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Dec 16, 2004 18:51:41 GMT -5
Post by froggequene on Dec 16, 2004 18:51:41 GMT -5
I hate those. I really hate those. Like the ones that say "Forward this to 10 people and you'll meet your soulmate, if you delete it, you'll never fall in love" blah blah. I made a rule I told all my friends... you send me a chain forward, and I'll send you goatse. And if they didn't know what goatse was, they were in for a big surprise the next time they sent me a forward. *evil grin* ............goatse, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............can I borrow one of those, I think my 'friend' deserves a treat this Christmas.................
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Dec 16, 2004 18:58:31 GMT -5
Post by Dope on Dec 16, 2004 18:58:31 GMT -5
Hahaha... hahahahahaha. Want me to email it to you? You will have to see it, too. And it could possibly traumatize you for the rest of your life.
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Dec 16, 2004 19:05:26 GMT -5
Post by froggequene on Dec 16, 2004 19:05:26 GMT -5
..............it can't be any more traumatic then that corpse under the bed picture, generally nice girls don't send things like that to their friends, I wonder what the hell she was thinking.......probably afraid she'd die in 24 hours I suppose
.........is this goatse truly, awesomely hideous?
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Dec 16, 2004 19:14:01 GMT -5
Post by Dope on Dec 16, 2004 19:14:01 GMT -5
Goatse was a website.. it's taken down now, but while it was up, it became quite infamous.. mainly for it's entry... image...
It's a picture of a man.. naked... bent over.. and with both hands, is stretching his asshole open far enough to the point that he could shove a watermelon up it.
I couldn't eat ground beef for a month after the first time I saw it.
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Dec 16, 2004 19:22:23 GMT -5
Post by froggequene on Dec 16, 2004 19:22:23 GMT -5
..........first cucumbers, now watermelon, is any vegetable safe?
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Dec 16, 2004 20:21:17 GMT -5
Post by Lava on Dec 16, 2004 20:21:17 GMT -5
..........first cucumbers, now watermelon, is any vegetable safe? and since when is a watermelon a veggie?
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Dec 16, 2004 20:27:49 GMT -5
Post by Dope on Dec 16, 2004 20:27:49 GMT -5
and since when is a watermelon a veggie? Since it's been up someone's butt?
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