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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:14:16 GMT -5
let's start easy.
my proposal, should you accept, is to eat five pages of the bible, or to smoke one.. i have heard many times that this can be fatal, so you are risking death.
the problem is proving it.
you cannot send me pudding in the mail, and say look in it, i heard it's in there somewhere, i want pictures.
you have until christmas.
good luck.
my prize is worth it. trust me.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:18:12 GMT -5
oh you know, i forgot to put something about dogs in here.
i suppose you could feed it to a dog too, whatever, as long as i have pictures.
and for your infromation, it helps if you soak the pages in blood.
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:22:11 GMT -5
I dont own a bible anymore and and not about to buy one just so I can eat it. unless it was a hot dog but it's not, it's a bible
what if I ate a, wait let me check my shelf thing.
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:23:12 GMT -5
what if I ate a book written by Bill Cosby? thats close to the bible
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:25:34 GMT -5
mmmmmmmmmmm
let me think.
mmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm
are there pictures? i want to make a bible with modern and lots of sexy pictures.
but i need to know if you or your dog will be eating and or smoking lamenated pictures of bill cosby, because then i would say no.
that wouldn't be healthy.
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:26:39 GMT -5
I'll buy a camera tomorrow and take pictures then I'll mail them.
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Post by vertigo on Dec 6, 2004 20:27:08 GMT -5
you cannot send me pudding in the mail, and say look in it, i heard it's in there somewhere could we send you the five pages in the mail?and have you eat them for us?or would that be considered cheating?
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:27:26 GMT -5
actually I'll borrow my friends digital camera and post it
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:31:06 GMT -5
me eating them would be counter productive, because i already have the prize.
god damn that prize.
that is a fucking prize.
sweet jesus, and all you latter day saints.
there can be only one
who gets it, who owns it, who can caress it, make it your own, believe it it, and become one with it. ripping pulsating an.uvodibebveiauerbvuijvak
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Post by vertigo on Dec 6, 2004 20:32:34 GMT -5
me eating them would be counter productive, because i already have the prize. god damn that prize. that is a fucking prize. sweet jesus, and all you latter day saints. there can be only one who gets it, who owns it, who can caress it, make it your own, believe it it, and become one with it. ripping pulsating an.uvodibebveiauerbvuijvak sounds like a tempting prize.
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:33:01 GMT -5
sweet jesus
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 6, 2004 20:34:00 GMT -5
lame.....
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:37:50 GMT -5
comprable to the holy grail, more valuable than not only the buried treasure of Cleopatra, but of the soul of god himself, words cannot describe, and therefore shall not describe this...................great great object, armies have perished, and the heavens have trembled under it's ever watchful eye. Men fill their lungs only to know about it's existence, never to hold it, never to see it, the faith in it's presence on earth is what has kept cultures alive, and i will give it to you.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:38:38 GMT -5
if it was lame, this prize would heal it. you fucking bitch.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 6, 2004 20:39:02 GMT -5
lame
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:39:33 GMT -5
ike.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 6, 2004 20:40:27 GMT -5
word
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:41:39 GMT -5
lame.
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:42:39 GMT -5
Slayer
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 6, 2004 20:42:45 GMT -5
ike
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:45:54 GMT -5
ike slayer lame ike, slayer. lame? ike ike, yersla lame lameike
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 6, 2004 20:47:14 GMT -5
nonsense
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Post by barriers on Dec 6, 2004 20:47:35 GMT -5
bujesus
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Dec 6, 2004 20:47:54 GMT -5
you know not what you say lover.
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Post by Quim-Quizzle on Dec 6, 2004 20:49:05 GMT -5
lover ?
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