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Post by Shoesh on Aug 26, 2008 5:41:18 GMT -5
i had a dream foz you were standing there, being a moderator on this here board i had a dream foz your caption was "officer nice", and your mouth was covered in foam i had a dream, foz shadowy gumby, he flitted from a tree to tree i had a dream foz montage and ShotByTheBlues stuck needles in an image, oofaa cheese i had a dream foz, it was autumn time, and Pizzle took pictures of trees and shit and a in a that a durreeam, foz greg dulli, in a seersucker suit, sucked a toothpick and sang "stairway to heaven" with meee i had a dream i had a dream i had a dream ffooozzzz i opened my eyes, foz DieCheerleader'd been a giant a dribbling and a pacing the board i opened my eyes, foz, Lungsey, Beaty, and Shoeshone, were all passed out, outside the door i opened mah eeeyes, foz, and the morning light came slowly tumbling through the crack in thaaa window, foz and i thought of you, man and i feel like i was lugging a drunk british dude on my baaaccckkk i had a dream i had a dream i had a dream foooooooozzzzzzz!! a where did you gooo, foz on that endless, on that senseless, on that not-online-right-now drift where did you go foz, maybe off to the pub, maybe off to your bed, where you sleep and piss where did you go foz, all dressed up in your ridiculous t-shirt and jeeans where didya go foz, that strew of cookies, forever at, the heeel of yourrrr web broooowsseeerrrr!!!!! i had a dream i had a dream i had a dream FEEEEEEYYYYOOOZZZZZSSSSSZZZHHHHZZZ!!!!!
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Post by maidli2 on Aug 26, 2008 5:48:39 GMT -5
Hahaha
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Post by breakerfall on Aug 26, 2008 15:00:33 GMT -5
Overheard in the ladies toilet
'I've never heard of Rage Against the Machine before, I quite liked the guitarist, I thought he was very creative......'
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Post by manintheshadows on Aug 26, 2008 15:02:01 GMT -5
'...but then again he was utter shit in Audioslave, just like the rest of 'em...'
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Post by maidli2 on Aug 26, 2008 15:09:33 GMT -5
haha
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Aug 27, 2008 5:53:11 GMT -5
I tried out that Buckethead guy. I met with him and asked him to work with me but only if he got rid of the fucking bucket. So I came back a bit later and he's wearing this green fucking Martian's-hat thing! I said, 'Look, just be yourself'. He told me his name was Brian, so I said that's what I'd call him. He says, 'No one calls me Brian except my mother'. So I said, 'Pretend I'm your mum then!'. I haven't even got out of the room and I'm already playing fucking mind games with the guy. What happens if one day he's gone and there's a note saying, 'I've been beamed up'? Don't get me wrong, he's a great player. He plays like a motherfucker.
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Aug 27, 2008 10:44:04 GMT -5
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Post by Montage on Aug 27, 2008 12:44:26 GMT -5
That's always been one of my very favourite clippings. "God made man, but the monkey supplied the glue!"
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Post by maidli2 on Aug 27, 2008 13:06:12 GMT -5
Are you journalist Jpizzle ?
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Aug 27, 2008 13:12:53 GMT -5
Are you journalist Jpizzle ? is a music reviewer a journalist? I was for a short time
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Post by Montage on Aug 27, 2008 13:13:30 GMT -5
Didn't pay well enough? Had to review too much shit?
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Aug 27, 2008 13:17:40 GMT -5
believe it or not I was not weird enough
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Post by maidli2 on Sept 6, 2008 5:12:50 GMT -5
"Try to keep your eyes opened and closed at the same time. This is the secret to write. It means that you have to remember and forget, always ". B Tessarech
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Post by littlewilliejohn on Sept 6, 2008 16:08:48 GMT -5
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
George Best
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Post by Fields at Midnight on Sept 6, 2008 16:44:51 GMT -5
"...that's why my sportcoat cost $800, your's cost $200, and I don't want to know how much your's cost, I'd be ashamed to wear it"
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nanna
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Post by nanna on Sept 6, 2008 18:59:55 GMT -5
I was in a molecular biology & global health-symposium (mostly concerning the issues of the third world) today and it provoked a thought that most of us propably have heard; the one about the one about a hungry man with a fish versus teaching him to fish....
Later on we discussed those things trough and one lovely person gave me a quote of the day ( the capitalistic version of the famous one):
Do not teach the hungry man to fish; instead, give him one fish a day and exploit him for the rest of his life.
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Post by nanna on Sept 6, 2008 19:05:46 GMT -5
"I like my women like I like my Christmas hot chocolate....extra marshmellows" - Petey Possible (i have no idea what this means) Or a rated-r version of it: I like my women as i like my whiskey; on the rocks and 14-years-old Okay, i'm a bit drunk it seems. This is shtoopid
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Post by dimples... on Sept 7, 2008 2:20:01 GMT -5
"I like my women like I like my Christmas hot chocolate....extra marshmellows" - Petey Possible (i have no idea what this means) Or a rated-r version of it: I like my women as i like my whiskey; on the rocks and 14-years-old Okay, i'm a bit drunk it seems. This is shtoopid Funny...that got me thinking...Dc and I have known each other for about the duration of any given 15 year old...I say that confidently reguardless of gender of 15 years olds cause I was one once...and only said confidently cause I'm almost as old as Gumby now...you can quote me on that...I'm not at all drunk...
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Post by The Eyeball Kid on Sept 8, 2008 18:43:01 GMT -5
"oh, you're going to heaven for this, william!"
"heaven?.....i'd rather die than go to heaven!"
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Post by Shoesh on Sept 9, 2008 4:10:21 GMT -5
I didn't know hiccups could activate a bomb. - Yep. But you're in luck. Bombs cure the hiccups.
sherman's lagoon
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Post by Montage on Sept 11, 2008 19:35:05 GMT -5
Grow old or die trying
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Post by The Eyeball Kid on Sept 11, 2008 22:31:04 GMT -5
Glow nold or why, frying
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Post by Montage on Sept 15, 2008 21:37:18 GMT -5
Some fucking idiot on IMDB:
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Post by nanna on Sept 16, 2008 9:35:59 GMT -5
Some fucking idiot on IMDB: Brilliant. This made my day
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Post by Montage on Sept 27, 2008 14:19:39 GMT -5
"I have a loose sphincter. What caused it to loosen?"
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