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Post by The Eyeball Kid on Sept 27, 2008 15:18:58 GMT -5
"ahhh saaida that a he aa don't like no womenn, he prefers young boys in leathahhh eeeyeahhhhhhh..." -layne staley
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 2, 2008 2:38:39 GMT -5
"Why are Armenians eating lasagna?" -Les Nessman
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 2, 2008 5:36:51 GMT -5
"If I die, who will teach the children about Bo Diddley?" -Dr. Johnny Fever
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Post by siner on Dec 2, 2008 9:12:44 GMT -5
time for some black books quotes Bernard reading the questions on his tax return forms: "If you live in a council flat"... "beside a river"... "but are not blind"... WHAT? WHAT?! "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as Ma! Ma! That'll have to do. Ma... possibly deceased.
Bernard: (to a group of skinheads) Which one of you bitches wants to dance? Hey you know when you're doing your usual threesome thing you do of a weekend, and the moonlight's bouncing of your heads and your arses and everything, does that not get a bit confusing? Right, this is you, ok? (dances madly like a fairy while singing "tra la la" then stops) Millwall! That's the one. Do you know this chant? "Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated"... (all three skinheads punch Bernard in the face at the same time)
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Post by pie2pie on Dec 5, 2008 17:00:37 GMT -5
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 20, 2008 3:35:32 GMT -5
"You know, you start to get older, you start to lose your ass, you start to make up with people."
- Robert Pollard
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 20, 2008 3:44:58 GMT -5
"we like to keep a cooler of beer on stage....because we're hopeless, pathetic alcoholics....and we say fuck you, that's what we say to it. everyone that says we have a drinking problem, we say fuck you. i said it to my mom!"
- Robert Pollard
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 20, 2008 3:46:59 GMT -5
"The worst Cowsills song is better than the best Velvet Revolver song."
- Robert Pollard
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Dec 20, 2008 4:10:22 GMT -5
"The worst Cowsills song is better than the best Velvet Revolver song." - Robert Pollard I am going to tell slash !
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Post by Shoesh on Dec 24, 2008 7:13:36 GMT -5
"I’m not even tone-deaf, that’s the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. I’m not even tone fucking deaf. I’m tone DUMB." - Stephen Fry
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Post by diecheerleader on Dec 24, 2008 15:11:51 GMT -5
"the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing"
that might be the most beautiful arrangement of words i've ever seen put together in my life.
"fuck-nosed" especially is going right into my slang-wagon for Christmas.
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Post by manintheshadows on Dec 24, 2008 15:44:07 GMT -5
I've not read the book for ages (sister nicked it), but he goes on for ages about something (Swimming?) that he absolutely loves to watch - about three pages of beautiful descriptive prose, followed by one page containing nothing but AND I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT
Moab is my Washpot is one of the best autobiographies I've ever read. Not recently though, as my sister nicked it.
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Post by The Eyeball Kid on Jan 21, 2009 23:05:34 GMT -5
"come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou!"
- alexander delarge
speaking of which, i'm considering changing my avatar
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 16, 2009 21:49:31 GMT -5
"Disneyland is Vegas for children."
- Tom Waits
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 16, 2009 21:50:42 GMT -5
(When asked for advice for younger musicians)
"Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell 'em to do that, they'll find a little pot of gold."
- Tom Waits
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 16, 2009 21:52:36 GMT -5
"I don't have fun. Actually, I had fun once. In 1962. I drank a whole bottle of Robitussin cough medicine and went in the back of a 1961 powder-blue Lincoln Continental to a James Brown concert with some Mexican friends of mine. I haven't had fun since. It's not a word I like. It's like Volkswagens or bell-bottoms, or patchouli oil or bean sprouts. It rubs me up the wrong way. I might go out and have an educational and entertaining evening, but I don't have fun."
- Tom Waits
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 18, 2009 19:00:04 GMT -5
Even as a small Irken smeet my dream was to pass probing day like a Slor Beast passes her young. Jiggly! And full of juice…
- Zim
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Post by de Worde on Feb 19, 2009 2:14:30 GMT -5
I've not read the book for ages (sister nicked it), but he goes on for ages about something (Swimming?) that he absolutely loves to watch - about three pages of beautiful descriptive prose, followed by one page containing nothing but AND I CAN'T FUCKING DO ITMoab is my Washpot is one of the best autobiographies I've ever read. Not recently though, as my sister nicked it. Was it singing or something else musical? *scratches head*
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 19, 2009 3:24:37 GMT -5
I feel I now know enough about human affection. I hate it!!! Especially the part with the beans! - Zim
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Post by Shoesh on Feb 19, 2009 7:26:59 GMT -5
Mr M, it was about singing. He can't carry a tune.
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Mar 3, 2009 11:02:44 GMT -5
Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on. Henry Rollins
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Post by Lungsey on Mar 3, 2009 11:08:53 GMT -5
Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on. Henry Rollins woah.... that is pretty damn fuckin cool.
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Post by gr0undzer0 on Mar 3, 2009 20:24:24 GMT -5
I don't believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia, and abandonment. However much of that gets heaped upon you doesn't matter - it's only a matter of how much you can take and what it does to you. Henry Rollins
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Post by Lungsey on Mar 4, 2009 3:26:40 GMT -5
this henry rollins guy is beginning to grow on me. I was wondering why the hell some of yous like him so much Now, at 42, i am learning. So.... where do i start in knowing more about this guy?
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Post by maidli2 on Mar 4, 2009 3:28:42 GMT -5
He has a bull neck ....
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