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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Feb 3, 2005 20:01:47 GMT -5
i'm seeing gwar on the 17th, and i want all of you to see this band, so this is the second topic i have brought to tell you about them.
this is what i have come to understand: to survive a gwar show, the only way that is even likely to make you succesful in this is to hide under the dead bodies of the friends you brought with you.
that, or become friends with sleazy P martini and smoke some of the crack rock with him, this really doesn't do much but gauruntee you will not be in the same room as gwar, which greatly increases your chances of living through the evening.
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Post by carlito on Feb 3, 2005 20:12:04 GMT -5
yeah i've seen gwar.
took a semen shot straight in the eye.
and you are indeed right.
cause i have been dead for years.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Feb 3, 2005 20:34:20 GMT -5
i saw gwar in a movie once, what was that?
never seen them play though, if i did i'd probably take one of those riot police shields. and mace.
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Post by LDG on Feb 3, 2005 22:25:38 GMT -5
I saw Gwar in "Empire Records", what a joke.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Feb 3, 2005 22:49:44 GMT -5
yes, empire records was a joke that gwar made funny.
and i think gwar was in fsu, or something with stephen dorff.
i don't recall.
they have made many movies, the best of course being phalice in wonderland
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Post by RominiBikini on Feb 4, 2005 1:16:02 GMT -5
fucking an animal.
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 4, 2005 1:26:32 GMT -5
i remember i used to have this Gwar thing taped to the back of my History book in High School. it was something to do with Sleazy P Martini for President or something.....i believe this was back in 1991 or so...maybe '92......anyfuck, it was this long rant about what he'd do to change the country for the better....and things like such. twas pretty funny.....and stuff.
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Post by LDG on Feb 4, 2005 9:31:46 GMT -5
yes, empire records was a joke that gwar made funny. Gwar was the joke, but if that's the type of shite you're into, great. Have fun. |
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Feb 4, 2005 13:46:11 GMT -5
I saw them on Springer. Enough said.
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 4, 2005 17:03:15 GMT -5
could you please elaborate?
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Post by Dragoro on Feb 4, 2005 21:41:34 GMT -5
You can go to a Marilyn Manson show and watch him give his guitarist a blow job and then intro the guitarist to his parents as the guy he gave a blow job, or watch him jack off into the crowd. Ive witnessesed (sp) both of these things and Ill tell ya what, that lead singer is one person that needs to be put down.
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Post by diecheerleader on Feb 5, 2005 4:54:32 GMT -5
i saw a band once that had no tricks, no special effects, no lasers, no blood, no blowjobs, no makeup, no semen, no smoke machines, no pyro, no nip nips, no chunks of rotting flesh.................all there was...and i know this is going to sound crazy......but there were musicians....with instruments.....and they played them....and they fucking rocked ass, bitches!!!!
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Post by mongo on Feb 8, 2005 10:10:56 GMT -5
i saw a band once that had no tricks, no special effects, no lasers, no blood, no blowjobs, no makeup, no semen, no smoke machines, no pyro, no nip nips, no chunks of rotting flesh.................all there was...and i know this is going to sound crazy......but there were musicians....with instruments.....and they played them....and they fucking rocked ass, bitches!!!! VF !!!! |
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Feb 8, 2005 13:02:51 GMT -5
that was van halen right?
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Post by Shoesh on Feb 8, 2005 15:54:47 GMT -5
You can go to a Marilyn Manson show Hold on.. Is the Gwar the opening act for MM?? Please so no.. But don't lie either. I need to be prepared it seems. |
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Feb 8, 2005 22:10:31 GMT -5
dude, come on, gwar doen't open for anyone, at least not anyone sane, why would want to go on after that shit man. but if you want to see if they're touring with anyone www.gwar.netbe my guest |
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Post by Captain Eburg on Feb 15, 2005 18:30:27 GMT -5
I saw GWAR last wekend. Got peed on. They Killed Michael Jackson (and Blanket), disemboweled: Bush, Paris Hilton, Killed Osama, The Reaganator, a Cave Troll, and yes, Laci Peterson came onstage and gave birth to a green baby that spewed bile.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Feb 15, 2005 21:41:20 GMT -5
sweet lord, i cannot wait till thursday.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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