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Post by Captain Eburg on Mar 7, 2005 16:10:26 GMT -5
So last night old Eburg went to the Fish Taco place down the street for a beer and a, um, well, fish taco.
I ended up getting very, very drunk with my roommates girlfriend and listening to My Bloody Valentine and Elliot Smith till five am or so. I've been more hungover.
So I though the phrase "fish taco" was funny. It could be a euphemism. So then I started thinking about euphemisms and thought I'd ike to hear lots of them on this fine, fucked Monday.
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Post by Captain Eburg on Mar 7, 2005 16:14:33 GMT -5
"Drinking with Jesus"- Being wasted on a Sunday
"Getting a Cleveland Steamer"- Having someone poop on you.
"The Rusty Hook" (my ex girlfriend coined this wonderful little nugget)- Retrieving a finger from the anus of one's sexual partner and reaching around giving her the old finger-in-the-mouth from behind gag.
I'm feeling rude. Please be rude with me.
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Post by Shoesh on Mar 7, 2005 16:16:44 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Eburg on Mar 7, 2005 16:36:14 GMT -5
I am forever in your debt.
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Post by Shoesh on Mar 7, 2005 16:46:44 GMT -5
muwhahahaa
You're ass is mine. Yes, I could definitely use a man servant.
hmmm
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Post by Captain Eburg on Mar 7, 2005 16:52:19 GMT -5
"Gunt" aka "Front Butt".
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Post by siner on Mar 8, 2005 17:25:47 GMT -5
hang over euphimisms = i feel like hammered shit
or
i feel like a monkey shat in my head!!!
vomiting = talking to god on the white porcaline telephone
nice tits = a nice pair of personalities
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Post by Captain Eburg on Mar 8, 2005 17:36:32 GMT -5
"Into Jazz" - I'm a completely unsufferable prick.
"Into Piano Bars"- So gay it hurts.
" I'm an Independent Business owner"- If you give me your number I'll tell you all about the pyramid scheme that my brother in law got me into, and how you can make 20,000 bucks a week!
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Post by MR GUMBY on Mar 8, 2005 17:59:05 GMT -5
how you can make 20,000 bucks a week! hey, how do i get in on that action? |
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Post by Captain Eburg on Mar 8, 2005 18:02:25 GMT -5
First you have to buy 3 crates of the awesome detergent/dietary supplement that lowers blood pressure and gets your whites whiter.
Then you have to buy all my "Secrets to being a successful independent business owner audio tapes."
If at first you don't succeed, I have more tapes.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Mar 8, 2005 18:05:12 GMT -5
sweet! how can i lose?
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Post by Captain Eburg on Mar 8, 2005 18:15:40 GMT -5
It's your lucky day. I'm looking for smart people like you.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Mar 8, 2005 20:48:51 GMT -5
hot dang!!
i knew if i did nothing long enough i'd get rich!!
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