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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:29:29 GMT -5
He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:30:10 GMT -5
He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:30:29 GMT -5
He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:30:51 GMT -5
He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:31:10 GMT -5
He once ate the Bible while water skiing.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:31:29 GMT -5
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:33:03 GMT -5
One time me and Bill Brasky wanted to go out for a beer. So we sat in the middle of a field for 31 months until they built a bar around us. After we finished our beers Bill Brasky burnt the place to the ground! "Always leave things the way you found them" he said to me.
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 1:33:17 GMT -5
To Bill Brasky!!!!
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 11, 2004 2:17:43 GMT -5
Good old Bill.
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Post by mongo on Oct 11, 2004 8:38:14 GMT -5
so thats how you two sons of bitches became "senior" members.....I hope you are proud of what you have done here
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Post by Lava on Oct 11, 2004 16:42:21 GMT -5
Barriers
just wanted to let you know 2 of those hit below the belt
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Post by barriers on Oct 11, 2004 19:09:42 GMT -5
I dont get it,
are you a big Banana Splits fan?
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 11, 2004 21:39:49 GMT -5
so thats how you two sons of bitches became "senior" members.....I hope you are proud of what you have done here bill's proud of us, i'm sure. [insert wacky adventure with prous bill]
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Post by barriers on Oct 14, 2004 10:49:50 GMT -5
you people are no fun, does no one else have a bill brasky story to share?
after all, he is the father of every person at this forum.
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Post by Daisy on Oct 14, 2004 19:43:56 GMT -5
Bill ain't no daddy but he is a bastard. I remember when we dated. One time, we went out for lunch and he ordered a burger and just like the bastard that he is, he ordered fries.... with tartar sauce.
God, what a weird son of a bitch.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 14, 2004 20:22:16 GMT -5
hey, that was you?
that son-of-a-bitch, i was dating him at the same time. he used to say, 'relax, baby, the thrill of getting caught is half the fun'.
it was, but still, what a son-of-a-bitch. he broke my heart.
daisy, you might also like to know he complained about you non-stop, and said he was doing you a 'favour' to be seeing you. but, from the stories he told, i'd say it was his problem not yours.
i got him back by cramming a hose up his ass one hight and turning it on. that fucker is such a deep sleeper he didn't wake up for a few hours later, and had to go to emergency to have it removed.
i hate bill brasky.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 14, 2004 20:30:04 GMT -5
Bill ain't no daddy but he is a bastard. I remember when we dated. One time, we went out for lunch and he ordered a burger and just like the bastard that he is, he ordered fries.... with tartar sauce. God, what a weird son of a bitch. hey that reminds me, did he ever order steak with you? that weird fuck used to only eat mustard off the top of the steak, 'hey baby, i dig steak-flavoured mustard' he said. then he'd throw the steak at the waiter and exclaim osama bin laden was fucking jesus. if he was in the mood he'd also piss on the cook, but not always. at the time i thought it was pretty hot, but looking back i'm not so sure.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 14, 2004 20:37:14 GMT -5
bill brasky pulled off his foot once cause it was itchy!
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Oct 14, 2004 20:38:36 GMT -5
actually i do.
because i'm serious when i say i used to know bill brasky. and only i know his ral name, but it is way to jewish to be pronounced in a human language.
bill brasky and i broke into a three million dollar house once and had a dinner party with an equivilant amount of breasts as there were people. being a worldly man i took a pair of breasts upstairs to play with and when i came down everyone looked at me, and i said "we were just sleeping!!!"
but good old bill brasky looked me dead in the eye, which was wierd because he was blind and with a booming voice yelled " WELL ZAC, YOU SURE SLEPT THE HELL OUT OF HER!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA"
then he ate the house.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 14, 2004 20:43:24 GMT -5
bill once started his own cult and got his followers to kill themselves so he could wear their skins. creepy.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Oct 14, 2004 20:45:17 GMT -5
I ONCE SAW BILL BRASKY TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO INTO MR. GUMBY JUST TO KILL HIMSELF.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 14, 2004 20:46:16 GMT -5
bill said you'd say that. he's so smart.
but still a muther fuck.
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Post by BAPTIST WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF on Oct 14, 2004 20:50:14 GMT -5
he only told you by telling himslef, or were you not paying attention.
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Post by barriers on Oct 15, 2004 0:29:09 GMT -5
I take it back, you people are fun
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Post by barriers on Oct 15, 2004 0:54:55 GMT -5
Bill Brasky once won Robert Johnson's soul off the devil in a game of Russian Roulette. He donated it to charity afterwards, what a guy.
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