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Post by mongo on Sept 21, 2004 17:57:44 GMT -5
where does Oliver Stone fit into all this
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 21, 2004 17:58:46 GMT -5
zombie godfather. he makes the sand. haven't you seen his documentary on this subject?? jeeeesssh.
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Post by fleanutlance on Sept 21, 2004 21:09:29 GMT -5
it has nothin to do with oliver stone
you know hardly anything about bubba hotep
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 23, 2004 22:59:43 GMT -5
you know hardly anything about bubba hotep hey, fuck you, man! my parent's couldn't afford that type of education!
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Sept 28, 2004 14:53:09 GMT -5
my parent's couldn't afford that type of education! Do you have any actual proof of your parents' financial situation? Other than your lack of that type of education that is.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 28, 2004 17:53:53 GMT -5
go down to the street and ask them, you know as well as I do they're bumming quarters out the front of your place right now.
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Post by mongo on Sept 28, 2004 18:08:05 GMT -5
go down to the street and ask them, you know as well as I do they're bumming quarters out the front of your place right now. did I ever tell you the story about heating up quarters and then throwing them to bums
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Post by MR GUMBY on Sept 28, 2004 20:53:27 GMT -5
yes. i'm pretending you didn't.
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 18, 2005 17:58:24 GMT -5
maybe the new people have proof?
there, fuckers, music talk.
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Post by mongo on Oct 18, 2005 18:29:19 GMT -5
yes mark and myself got this great idea sitting under a bridge in seattle, heat up quarters until they were red hot, then you throw them to the passing bum, whom sees free money coming his way and reacts like typical homeless vermin until he catches it and it burns the bejesus outta his filthy hand and we laugh as we enjoy another slice of government cheese and smoke cigaretes we found in public ashtrays w00000000 good times !!!
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Post by katey on Oct 18, 2005 18:35:44 GMT -5
hm? What is this about? Should the Wanna Make It Wit Chu thread be bumped too?
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Post by mongo on Oct 18, 2005 18:39:44 GMT -5
whu is chu ?
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 18, 2005 20:35:43 GMT -5
che?
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Post by katey on Oct 18, 2005 21:03:21 GMT -5
cheese. government cheese.
:sigh:
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 18, 2005 21:08:40 GMT -5
i would have thought someone from happy valley would be...
happier.
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Post by dimples on Oct 18, 2005 21:26:01 GMT -5
So people from Pleasant Valley should be pleasant... Then people from Napa Valley should be like nappy???
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 18, 2005 21:41:04 GMT -5
makes sense to me.
hey, you're in the gift shop? come visit me in the storage room!
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Post by dimples on Oct 18, 2005 21:43:15 GMT -5
I dunno... I remember what happened the last time...
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 18, 2005 21:53:54 GMT -5
hey, that dwarf swore he'd behave on the way over, so it wasn't really my fault.
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Post by dimples on Oct 18, 2005 21:58:01 GMT -5
He got cheeto crumbs all over the place and it took us hours to clean them up... Look I don't have anything against people of differing height... I just don't like when that height makes me bend over to wash the walls... Not like we could leave orange hand prints like that... They would know what we have been up to and then it would all be over... My government take over plans are just getting into motion... I won't have them blown...
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Post by dimples on Oct 18, 2005 22:01:51 GMT -5
BTW that reminds me... I need more 2x4's bubble wrap and key chains... oh and tape... can never have enough tape...
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Post by MR GUMBY on Oct 18, 2005 22:02:54 GMT -5
oh i forgot the plan.
you should reconsider using a dwarf regiment. allthough annoying and easy to lose, they can dress up as ewoks which will give you an obvious advantage on the battlefield.
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Post by dimples on Oct 18, 2005 22:05:55 GMT -5
True... I will need more survivors with legs though... How will I have them become minions if they don't have legs??? You know they won't kill them for the personal pleasure of finally getting loosed to bring others down to their level... It won't work I say...
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Post by dimples on Oct 18, 2005 22:44:29 GMT -5
K I'll let you in on what I've got so far... I met a Senator this summer at a convention thingy so I learned a thing or 2... He was so distracted by my breasts that he didn't even notice I had stolen the last wiener until he realized that he had nothing to put his kraut on... So I will go into the house and while they are distracted by my breasts I will steal all the wieners... This is where it gets tricky k... bush won't be distracted by the breasts so I will have to find a way to use the wieners dangled enticingly in front of him... This should at the same time take care of the female members of Senate and Congress since none of them seem to care much for enticing weiners... While they are complaining loudly and the others are crying or transfixed I will then bring the dwarves in... We will take the seat of power and all will be under my control...
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Post by harleyquinn on Oct 19, 2005 6:17:12 GMT -5
maybe the new people have proof? there, fuckers, music talk. and song for the dead?? now why would you be risking your life like that? Don’t you have any lust for life? Clearly, you don’t know what a mad woman, with an Ikea pencil in her hand, can do. Last time I checked, only one person complained about the existence of non-music threads. Learn how to count, luv. i’m putting my money on the Atom Ant’s singing skills… obviously there’s no proof, he/it is too fast to catch on camera. But if you play it backwards you can still hear a zap.
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