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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 11:02:47 GMT -5
K I'll let you in on what I've got so far... I met a Senator this summer at a convention thingy so I learned a thing or 2... He was so distracted by my breasts that he didn't even notice I had stolen the last wiener until he realized that he had nothing to put his kraut on... So I will go into the house and while they are distracted by my breasts I will steal all the wieners... This is where it gets tricky k... bush won't be distracted by the breasts so I will have to find a way to use the wieners dangled enticingly in front of him... This should at the same time take care of the female members of Senate and Congress since none of them seem to care much for enticing weiners... While they are complaining loudly and the others are crying or transfixed I will then bring the dwarves in... We will take the seat of power and all will be under my control... Ooooo... This sexy one should do...
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 11:07:24 GMT -5
that picture is slightly disturbing
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 11:08:50 GMT -5
Well just let me add for those who complain about the lack of music talk on here that I will insert a device so he will be singing I Wanna Make it Wit Chu...
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 11:25:45 GMT -5
Forget ewok costums I will just have the dwarves wear these custom made outfits... Perhaps they can get some lovin in the process... Everyone will win right???
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 11:38:21 GMT -5
yes agreed !!! fuck EWOKS !!! who's st00pid idea was that anyways
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 11:51:40 GMT -5
Now m0ng0 you need to stop that... I won't have any disarray among the ranks...
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 11:55:29 GMT -5
moi? disarraying things never ;D
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 11:57:46 GMT -5
Oh just get those dwarves ready... I need to see them in action before we get this going... You do have them under control right???
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 12:09:55 GMT -5
oh yeah their under control trust me, nobody wants to fuck with me and my whiffle bat !
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 13:17:04 GMT -5
Now I will not have you treating them poorly... c'monn this is why I chose you for this mission... Sinner has been sending you those porn films for a reason... You've learned the lingo now use it...
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 13:22:57 GMT -5
oh were those meant to be.........educational? was I not supposed to enjoy them? cherish them? love them?
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 13:24:56 GMT -5
Well yes that too... I just needed a way to make sure you would pay attention,,, and pay attention you did... You are the man for this job... Let's get to it and show em what you've got!!!
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 13:44:12 GMT -5
huh? did you say something ?
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Oct 19, 2005 13:50:49 GMT -5
You are the man for this job... i understand & agree with this statement, but do you have any actual proof???
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 14:01:48 GMT -5
hey bud, whats your problem
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Post by stonedtemple_pilot on Oct 19, 2005 14:07:38 GMT -5
i'm sure it's not chris goss who's the perfect man for the job, i agree with the earlier statement. i just need proof anyway.
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 14:26:06 GMT -5
i think it was jerry garcia.....but really I cannot prove it
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 14:33:27 GMT -5
The proof will come soon enough...
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 14:35:17 GMT -5
i'm sure it's not chris goss who's the perfect man for the job, i agree with the earlier statement. i just need proof anyway. Gumby... Where's Gumby??? It seems a spy has slipped past him...
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 14:36:54 GMT -5
That's ok we'll get to him soon enough... Canada is on the list right after DC takes the Aussies...
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Post by mongo on Oct 19, 2005 14:38:42 GMT -5
The proof will come soon enough... do you have the magic pudding ?
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 14:40:41 GMT -5
The proof of the pudding is in the eating...
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Post by dimples on Oct 19, 2005 14:47:30 GMT -5
Results are what count now and I will have results... I will not go down in history as the girl who merely waved wieners at the government... This will work... Lungs and Kleman can I count on you to put those orange and green belt skills to work here???
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Post by littleredrooster on Oct 19, 2005 15:43:01 GMT -5
Lungs and Kleman can I count on you to put those orange and green belt skills to work here??? Of course what do you need ?
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Post by Lungsey on Oct 19, 2005 16:21:39 GMT -5
Lungs and Kleman can I count on you to put those orange and green belt skills to work here??? Sure! i have no idea what this is about but count me in ;D i will catch upo later
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