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Post by Montage on Feb 23, 2011 3:06:19 GMT -5
Whenever I find out that someone I know is pregnant (and it's almost always out of wedlock), I backtrack through their facebook pictures to roughly the date of conception. I have found that the resulting picture almost always incorporates alcohol and sometimes references rave parties.
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Post by Grumpella on Feb 23, 2011 5:38:28 GMT -5
"Almost always out of wedlock" is a funny phrase to see this day and age. On my birth certificate, my father is "none given." None Given fathered a lot of babies in Texas back in the day, before they stopped stigmatizing us bastards. As far as the presence of alcohol in those instances you site, contraceptives really should be an ingredient in booze. Cue blonde-ish bimbo type in a push-up bra standing next to a table in a strangely clean bar for the ad campaign : "My favorite lite beer has half the calories, half the carbs, and half the chance of pregnancy! Now those great guys at Bullshit Beer Company are working on adding in an anti-roofie formula, too!" If only ....
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Post by Montage on Feb 23, 2011 14:04:00 GMT -5
I don't care if people are married or not when they have kids. I just know that with my circle of friends if anyone getting knocked up it was 100% unintentional. I know this happens a lot, I just get surprised when people I know can get high scores on the MCATs but aren't smart enough to use a condom  |
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Post by solitude on Feb 23, 2011 16:06:33 GMT -5
ummmm...some crazy-ass shit can happen with condoms. . .just sayin'.  Luckily, both of my boys were planned down to the exact perfect month for a teacher-- end of May.  |
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Post by comejanuary on Feb 23, 2011 23:11:36 GMT -5
I don't care if people are married or not when they have kids. I just know that with my circle of friends if anyone getting knocked up it was 100% unintentional. I know this happens a lot, I just get surprised when people I know can get high scores on the MCATs but aren't smart enough to use a condom I suspect that many women subconsciously (or consciously) want to conceive. Hormones! Plus some women are sad and lonely and see making a new little person all their very own to dress up and boss around as a solution to that. |
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Post by grangerlang on Feb 24, 2011 1:22:10 GMT -5
I am so, so glad I live in Washington and not Hawaii. That sounds like sarcasm. It's not.
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Post by chapeuzinho on Feb 24, 2011 1:42:40 GMT -5
When I was a very young girl I thought 'twat' was the same as 'twit'. My nana wasn't best pleased when I called her a "silly old twat". It is a marvelous word. |
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Post by c00kie on Feb 25, 2011 4:42:11 GMT -5
have a lovely weekend everyone !!!
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Post by Lungsey on Feb 25, 2011 5:58:30 GMT -5
Ugh, i have 5 more hours of work to do before the weekend gets here. Fed up with all this shite.... For anyone that ha sstarted their weekend already: get us some biscuits, you bastards  |
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Post by c00kie on Feb 25, 2011 7:31:45 GMT -5
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Post by beyondthepale on Feb 25, 2011 7:42:21 GMT -5
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Post by Shoesh on Feb 25, 2011 8:31:19 GMT -5
Ugh, i have 5 more hours of work to do before the weekend gets here. Fed up with all this shite.... For anyone that ha sstarted their weekend already: get us some biscuits, you bastards I had some cookie dough icecream during my lunch break and a glass of red wine. I don't know why people with desk jobs aren't allowed to have a mini-bar next to their desk.. |
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Post by solitude on Feb 25, 2011 9:53:41 GMT -5
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Post by Montage on Feb 27, 2011 16:50:41 GMT -5
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Post by Shoesh on Feb 28, 2011 10:21:40 GMT -5
so.. I'm still doing the work of 3 people and now one of the managers is on holiday for a month and I have to supervise her department too (20 staff, 60 clients).
i might grab my moustache and a sombrero and run for the hills
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Post by barriers on Feb 28, 2011 18:41:06 GMT -5
Have a sexy time!
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Post by Montage on Mar 3, 2011 21:30:25 GMT -5
Kate Beckinsale is filming at my school....must. find. her.
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Post by solitude on Mar 4, 2011 7:22:41 GMT -5
haha!
to quote QPWB:
"Have a sexy time!"
;D
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Post by comejanuary on Mar 4, 2011 9:04:15 GMT -5
Breakfast salad (baby greens, tomato, ripped up toast, and a fried egg with vinegrette) = tasty
Tea with slightly soured milk = tolerable
Together, BLEEECH. The vinegrette really accents the rotten milk flavors.
Its kinda like how buttered popcorn = delicous, iced tea = delicous, and together they taste like barf.
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Post by Maidli on Mar 14, 2011 3:28:49 GMT -5
Dear God. I need to be dressed up with my tshirt. You do know. Please.
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Post by grangerlang on Mar 14, 2011 23:16:36 GMT -5
I really want someone to hurry up and invent a program where you can touch an item onscreen (in a tv show or what have you), and it will tell you where it's from. No more of that 'I've been looking for the perfect shoes/curtains/chair and it's right there on tv' angst.
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Post by Shoesh on Mar 15, 2011 10:57:02 GMT -5
oh man I've heard of sites that already do this! but. but. but, I can't remember where I saw this  Let my brain do a quick searchscan. Maybe something will pop up. |
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Post by Fields at Midnight on Mar 15, 2011 12:38:19 GMT -5
Use Google Goggles on your smartphone.
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Post by Fields at Midnight on Mar 16, 2011 9:27:02 GMT -5
RIP Nate Dogg
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Post by Montage on Mar 16, 2011 17:43:52 GMT -5
Fun fun fun fun
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When should I expect you, you bastard? 
